Tim Metcalfe

middle England, middle aged spread, left of centre, offa the strip...

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@SpeedwayGP Your social media updates are on point as usual. No one would have a clue there was a gp actually happening!

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@TFHBs Prefer David Platt's against Belgium

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@BomboneraTears Scottish keeper put his head in his hands, and dropped it!!😄

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@TerribleMaps Just putting on the NZ foundations

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@canalCCore2 @TheDreadShips looks like this might be a Russian naval helicopter

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@BBCBreaking How much tax did fuhrage pay on his £5M bribe?

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@TerribleMaps "And frankly who cares!" To miss quote Barry Davies

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@qikipedia Surely that's a Warerabbit...

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@Days_Are_Gone Perhaps they could save the failing 6 Music breakfast show.

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@Withnailizer ....carry on!

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@eoin_macmahon @goodfoodgal Yes. My youngest gave it to my wife. I was 3 weeks post booster and was fine.

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@hostiledesign I suddenly feel very, very drunk and I've only had a pint!

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@The_TUC To be fair, to be truely English you need to descended directly from a Norman baron who themselves are if Scandinavian descent!

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@BBCBreaking Sutton Utd fans entering the conversation #CCFC

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@TFHBs And the grabbing hands, grab all they can....

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@BBCBreaking But a sitting MP is not being taken to task over their comments that "Hitler was right"..... double standards from the far right parties once again.

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@BettingSitesCom Didn't they also have a go at closing Torquay United as well? Obviously always got picked last in games lessons!

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@LeeRJdillon We have been seduced into needing the Internet shopping experience but bemoan the lack of high street choice - which is due to the pile it high /sell it cheap / pay no tax amazon model 2/2

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@LeeRJdillon Real issue is the commercial model. When you can order a small item at 2pm and have it delivered at no cost by 9pm, you are not going to get a first class service. 1/2

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@ShumBaloo @prodnose "England f...."