@telemmatry congratulations on adulthood π lemme know when u get Costco executive membership tho, kiddo. thatβs where the real grind begins. evading old ladies who park their carts in the middle of the aisle to wait for a free sample to finish cooking. nothing like it.
ppl be like "why would i have kids when theyll just get shot in school" but my ass is giving birth to the american patriot who is busting that shooter's ass the way the good lord intendedπ¦
idk how people date someone who's like ten years younger than them. this person two years younger than me calls running up that hill by kate bush "the stranger things song"