mike evans

[mike evans @mevansku]

#pumpkincarving #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce

[mike evans @mevansku]

I went to the MC Escher museum and and I got stuck on the floor

[mike evans @mevansku]

So we’re just sending billionaires into space now? I guess that’s one way to deal the inequities of - wait I’m being told we’re letting them return to earth. So this is more of a I’m so rich my ego can’t fit on earth thing.

[mike evans @mevansku]

Well my bracket is busted , that didn’t take long. #MarchMadness2021

[mike evans @mevansku]

The madness is back! I have missed it #MarchMadness2021

[mike evans @mevansku]

It’s 7 degrees outside and the air conditioning at work just turned on. It was 70 degrees at my desk before the air turned on.

[mike evans @mevansku]

Anyone else feel like a big weight was just lifted off them!

[mike evans @mevansku]

How do you get a stain out of your democracy? Asking for a friend.

[mike evans @mevansku]

This afternoon I got 1 goggle news notification on my phone about Meghan Markle and the Queen of England like it was slow news day and there wasn't an attempted coup in the us or anything.

[mike evans @mevansku]

ME: What do you think Santa will bring you? 
5 year old Niece:  nothing.
Me: There is still time to be good before Christmas 
5 year old : there is no hope for that.

[mike evans @mevansku]

It felt weird not having family for thanksgiving but I asked my Alexa if it was listening and she responded in a snippy voice and now I feel normal again #ThankGiving2020

[mike evans @mevansku]

Do you ever start watching a documentary at turns out to be a 10 part series and your on part 6 and it’s not fun to watch any more and you just keep watching because you want to find out what happens.

Why do I ask? No reason. #2020Elections

[mike evans @mevansku]

If Biden wins Pa then he wins and if trump get Pa,Ga,Az and Nhc he wins but if Biden gets Ga and Trump gets all the rest then they both have 269 electoral votes and we get 12 more months of 2020 #2020Elections

[mike evans @mevansku]

I don’t know if it means anything but I’ve heard “don’t fear the reaper” 3 times in the last 2 days