MEV Chad (crashing out)

island boy 🇵🇷

[MEV Chad (crashing out) @mevchad]

@xanocery Give her a vaginal probiotic for her birthday/holiday. They love it

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@ThatLineGuySky @DrJackKruse 😁

[MEV Chad (crashing out) @mevchad]

Sober sally. You must be sober sally for life, so you live longer.

[Thor Torrens @ThorTorrens]

The older a human gets the less dopamine, acetylcholine, norepinephrine, sex, growth and thyroid hormones they produce

The more coffee you drink the faster you speed this process up

This is the exact blueprint for accelerated biological aging

A devastating feedback loop:

aging naturally down-regulates your primary neurotransmitters and youth-preserving hormones, and heavy coffee consumption acts as an absolute accelerant for that decline

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

So do I get this right

>Saylor buys BTC
>Issues STRC
>Buys more BTC with proceeds as market goes up
>Average buy price of infinity
>Eventually market goes down
>STRC depegs
>Saylor sells BTC below his average to repeg STRC
>Market moves even lower below his average
>Sells even more BTC to repay STRC
>Eventually market recovers
>Saylor issues more STRC
>Buys now more expensive BTC
>Repeat

I'm a duck but even to me this sounds very retarded
If I understand this correctly it's the worst ponzi I've ever seen

[MEV Chad (crashing out) @mevchad]

@canarinho60043 @jaimeraamos Looks like shopping pontal

[Arsenal De Caus @ArsenalCaus]

@zachariaspro How can I buy put options on Geomagnetic strength?

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@tommyswriting You look swarthy you’ll be fine

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@DrJackKruse We NEED a solo-sode of uncle Jack after a little mushroom snack

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@KyleSamani a child?

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@DrJackKruse Jack, do you tip well?

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

The general consensus of those who believe we are in an AI bubble seems to be that it won’t burst until after the IPOs of SpaceX, OpenAI and Anthropic.

[MEV Chad (crashing out) @mevchad]

bought some CRCL
TON
XLE

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@DrJackKruse Jack, do you still favor wine from Mendoza and high altitude South America? Or has the SAA changed things?

[☣️ Pleb Kruse = BTC foundationalist in exile 🟩🔆 @DrJackKruse]

Pole shift vs just an excursion is the realy debate now.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

These women (@ElevateUtahPAC ) are doing really great investigations into a 40,000 acre data center being developed by none other than @kevinolearytv

[Edward Dowd @DowdEdward]

@SamanthaLaDuc No one works on a virus with such low case count unless you think the market is going to grow.

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@DrJackKruse Uncle Jack, can you give us an analysis of Bermuda, please?

[MEV Chad (crashing out) @mevchad]

@krassenstein Research SAA, magnetic fields and historical geomagnetic pattern

EVs have nothing to do with protecting the environment

[Moosa @questmoosa]

Is your hairline receding?

You have 2 options:

1) Nuke DHT levels and inhibit 5-AR (This will lead to depression, castration and continued hairloss) - hairloss increases with age yet DHT DECREASES with age - something disgusting is going on here. You already know this.

2) Nuke prolactin levels (the death hormone)- this is the TRUE hormone that is causing your hair issues - hairloss increases with age because prolactin increases with age - reduce it and you will regrow hair.

Be smart - pick option 2.

Repeat after me

"I HATE EXCESS PROLACTIN"

Scream it if you have to because it's the true culprit and cause of our receding hairlines - our enemy.

Prolactin is responsible for your hairloss, calcified scalp tissue (prolactin breaks down bone to increase serum levels of calcium) and feelings of insecurity

You must reduce it's levels - especially if is in excess.

[MEV Chad (crashing out) @mevchad]

Thanks for providing the context. I was using those numbers as a starting point, but just like how horsepower doesn’t tell the whole picture on a Car, there’s nuance. For now I remain in Puerto Rico, but I’m open minded to El Salvador, or even Bermuda or Azores if they turn out to be decent