Robert

Puns/Code/Words/Music

[Robert @mevdev]

I made a Drum Kit app for Apple Watch.

It's only $2!

https://t.co/qjhrzLArca

#drumkit #drums #watchos #applewatch

[Robert @mevdev]

I made a short film.

https://t.co/gs9TtygID2

AI was used for the video but I wrote all the jokes and wrote and performed the music.

#puns #RLJoke #seafood #pdx #portland

[Robert @mevdev]

@The_LumpyG gonna miss you and your joke fixes. Goodbye dear friend!

[Robert @mevdev]

Whenever someone tells me about Oklahoma I'm like "Ohhh kaaayyy".

#RLJoke

[Robert @mevdev]

Those commercials on TV about bears using toilet paper is completely made up.

They actually use moist owlettes.

#RLJoke
#pun

[Robert @mevdev]

You'd think Greenland couldn't defend themselves, but they've got a Nuuk.

#pun
#greenland
#RLJoke

[Robert @mevdev]

Whenever I think about wearing comfortable clothes I get the sweats.

#pun
#RLJoke

[Robert @mevdev]

Whenever people say they're from Vancouver, BC, I always think, "damn you're a time traveler?".

#RLJoke
#pun

[Robert @mevdev]

I'm pretty miffed at my friends for disliking my surf and turf meal. You know how hard it is trying to source good turtle and beaver? Furthermore no one even tried the frogs!!!

#pun
#RLJoke

[Robert @mevdev]

Asian pears to me are the effervescence of a Prosecco, the skin of 180 grit sandpaper, and the mouth feel of a raw potato.

#RLJoke

[Robert @mevdev]

I read a lot of books on intelligent sea-life. It's generally how I like to octopi my time.

#RLJoke

[Robert @mevdev]

I just went to a new restaurant where you sit in complete darkness. There's no menu so you can order anything you want, but no see food.

#RLJoke #pun

[Robert @mevdev]

Live at darin's and so am I.

https://t.co/ouKa9KxeI3

#guitar #coffee #jazz

[Robert @mevdev]

I got a second job doing catering but then promptly got fired for stealing.

Apparently I can dish it out but can't take it.

#pun #RLJoke
#notReally
Thanks to @The_LumpyG for the joke consultation.

[Robert @mevdev]

I started a business selling low quality golf pants. You might get a hole in one on the first wear!

#RLJoke
#pun

[Robert @mevdev]

The only houses in Portland that are selling are ones with basements. It's truly a cellars market.

#RLJoke #pun

[Robert @mevdev]

I've got a problem I need taken care of. I know it's a long shot, but does anyone have a recommendation for a good sniper.

#RLJoke #pun

[Robert @mevdev]

My son just donated to toys for tots. So I can confirm he's gifted.

#RLJoke #pun

[Robert @mevdev]

A neighbor was telling me about his daughter that is now refusing to do anything but trot around on all fours. He said, "It's fine. I'll allow a little horsing around.", and I said, "yeah, she can do that, canter.".

#RLJoke #pun #horse

[Robert @mevdev]

Making beef jerky is not cut and dried.

#RLJoke #pun