Mew

NOT NARCISSISTIC AT ALL! BUT NO REALLY, IM AWESOME.

[Mew @mew_too]

@FUCKYEAHSEAKING FUCK YEAH YOU'RE WELCOME. don't let arriving take all the credit. *blizzard*

[Mew @mew_too]

@Bakugan_Sonic thank you! See, some trainers just GET IT, you know? Hang on...does twitter count as 'seeing'?

[Mew @mew_too]

A trainer saw me today, so I ripped out his eyes. Is it going too far when I replaced them with his own pokéballs?

[Mew @mew_too]

@DominoBond you're welcome ;) *ice beam*

[Mew @mew_too]

@real_missin0 bastards. Fuck them up for me, would you? I'm too hungover.

[Mew @mew_too]

@RocketMafia congrats. Now stop making fucking clones of me!

[Mew @mew_too]

@real_missin0 Wtf bro? I wasn't asleep. There isn't ANOTHER clone is there? Fuck you, @RocketMafia

[Mew @mew_too]

Oh, and hello to any new followers. You don't know what you've got yourself into.

[Mew @mew_too]

Hey bitches what up, some fucking trainer stole my phone so I've spent the sat month making his life hell. Who missed me?

[Mew @mew_too]

@CollectorDorian things no Pokémon should ever have to see. That was fucked up, bro.

[Mew @mew_too]

Merry Christmas tweeps. Now where's my fucking presents?

[Bowser Von Koopa @BowserVonKuppa]

thisisnotporn_iswear.mmv

[Mew @mew_too]

@omg_pichu winners don't evolve. You want to be a winner, don't you?! DON'T YOU?!

[Mew @mew_too]

Watching REC with parents :)

[Mew @mew_too]

@TheRealDAoust u joking? Celebrate the day their land was pillaged, their women raped, their beer stolen? &That was just before I showed up.

[Mew @mew_too]

@CollectorDorian I am. No, seriously. Me.

[Mew @mew_too]

@ChampionWallace I torched a nursery?

[Bowser Von Koopa @BowserVonKuppa]

Is what I would say if I ever fucked Peach.

[Mew @mew_too]

@BowserVonKoopa nah but I might...hahaha nah just kidding bro you're alright.

[Bowser Von Koopa @BowserVonKuppa]

What the fuck is an "Unova"? Sounds like a joke or something.