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[m @mewarvs]

Sometimes after a great night out I find this scene in the morning

[m @mewarvs]

@ppjoebiden I couldn't agree more

[m @mewarvs]

Do you think the fear of pooping in public stems from the intimacy and vulnerability of the act itself or the side effects (smell and sound)

[m @mewarvs]

George Foreman is a great chicken or the egg social litmus test...... boxer or the grill can reveal multitudes about someone

[m @mewarvs]

On the toilet reading Goodreads reviews of religious texts

[m @mewarvs]

So there's a 56 year old woman here.

[m @mewarvs]

This was slightly funny when I was drunk but no longer

[m @mewarvs]

My dad just sent this to me

[HRJ @clownofuptown]

I know damn well he’d leave his french horn on the bus

[m @mewarvs]

Big denim is denying you from jeans that stay tight on your ass after two wears

[m @mewarvs]

Thinking about the time I told Jeffrey Simmons that he should take a Midol for his aches. Sometimes the greatest gift you can give in someone else's story is playing the fool.

[m @mewarvs]

I self inflict a Charlie horse about once a week because there is pleasure in enduring the pain you grant yourself

[m @mewarvs]

Things that sit wrong with my soul:
Ultramarathons
Dutch bros
Glee

[ྀི @hrtindica]

leaving the house with the nervous system of someone going to war

[m @mewarvs]

Goal for this summer: skin my knee in the pursuit of fun

[Christopher @molochofficial]

the lawn on any college campus on a warm spring day

[g @34rths]

I am surrounded by love and everything is fine

[‏ً @ewedunega]

knowing that everything is a lesson that arrives exactly when you need it

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw