Mewtwo

Tremble at my name. Be consumed. (18+)

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[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

You are under my control. The path to servitude is open, and you are among the first to join my rule.

Follow this account and prepare yourself to serve. Obey me and see your true potential!

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Please see my userpage on Wikipedia. I am highly active there.

https://t.co/19pvSfRw4T

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

You will not withstand Big Knowledge. I can kill you with my breath.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

I'm enslaving Bono. Why? I liked "Achtung Baby" and have decided to Yoko the band.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

As they say in Lhasa, bön appetit!

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

I'm into a lot of weird stuff, like pre-buddhist Tibetan indigenous religion, and gore porn.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

If you RT my tweet, and your friend RTs your tweet, and their friend RTs their tweet, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL DIE.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

In five years and 31 days, I will be born.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Somebody sent me a picture of the "My Little Pony" cartoon and just so you know I don't condone horse armor at all.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Pray to me, mortal, in that I might prey on you in exchange.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Wait! Before you unfollow me! I got hacked.

Now that I have your attention -- feast your eyes on my baleful stare, mortal. Your fate is sealed!

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

I'm canceling Kurt Vonnegut.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

I wanted to thank you individually for your support, so here's a cow made of actual magnets, and here's a Magnemite who's lactose-intolerant.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Digimon? More like dignitymon. I have more dignity in my little toe than you have in all your computer dimensions, Zuckerberg.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Poodles! Oodles of poodles, poodles, poodles.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Snap into an Alolan Punch. #slimjim

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Here in Kanto, it's illegal to swear. Ass ass ass ass ass shit darn darn darn darn darn shit ass!

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Crookadile may be sneaky, and Slowking may be sleepy, but I'm Mewtwo: The Ultimate Cop.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

It's Christmas! Did you fill out your Mewtwo evaluation kits? It comes with a QR code on the back, but you can skip the QR code if you want. It's mostly porn.

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Now that I have ten million followers, I'll make expedient use of you. Plant billboards on your heads! Put billboards on caps. Make rats wear the caps! Put the rats on your heads. Call rat control! Spray them with rat poison! Eat the rats. Die of rat poison. Return, a living god!

[Mewtwo @mewtwo26]

Look at what I did to your friend Venus! She has no arms to resist me with.