Todd Brotzman

Holistic mess. Friend of @Holistic3346 and boyfriend of @BodyguardFarah. I haven’t had a dull day since I met them, and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

Me: I got pretty much everything I wanted for Xmas Paratibulitis: Are you sure Me: Yep. Pararibulitis:

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@hannahnicholls_ @willgrahamirl I think you’re onto something...

[hannah🌸 #NeverAgain @hannahnicholls_]

listen to me. they would be best friends.

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Is it Mona?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 What? What is it, then?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 .... you put the food in it and you turn it on.

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Well I’m here then.

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 I don’t know. You managed fine before me, didn’t you?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Wow. Okay....

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 ... how much?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Weird... any money?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Oh.

So. Who’s is it?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 What- where’d you get that?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Okay... what is it?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Really? On what?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 How was that?

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Nothing. Literally.

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 Sorry to disappoint.

[Todd Brotzman @mexicanfunural]

@Holistic3346 It’s fake, don’t worry.