Emily Hanson

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

People complaining about no free summer meals at the school this year. I know it’s a great benefit but if you can’t afford to feed your kids in the summer then don’t have them 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

My mom just got yetis with handles and I question her research of the best cup with handles. I’m appalled that she didn’t ask for my advice.

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Never had strep throat in my life, got it 3 weeks ago. Haven’t thrown up in 4 years. Now has the stomach flu. It’s our families year to have all the sickness

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@ChelsJo1 You trust your kids with presents under the tree?!?! I’m not sure my 3nager could resist

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

@MrMRCline Do they repair the worn out tread?

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Heading south for the weekend - going to be warmer in iowa 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

Am I literally going to be saying “leave her alone” everyday for the next 16 years?

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

“I’ll do whatever I want” #okay

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

Pastor: what’s something we share?
My child at childrens sermon: vegetables
Pastor: what’s something that’s hard to share
My toddler: Candy

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

POV: I woke up and my toddlers foot was down my shorts #cosleeping

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@NickHorob @hanson_farms

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My toddler had to end his nap early because “his pillow wasn’t working”

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4 month old waking every hour was definitely not on my back to work lesson plans.

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

RIP maternity leave. Was a good 1/3 of a year.

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

There is a girl downtown “tired” of walking around to find Larry. She’s tired of playing his games and he better take her back or she will settle for a different man. She apologized to my dog for her language.

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

Thank you to all the snap chatters who put the date stamp on their story. Helps me keep track of the day of the week

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

Putting 100% of your energy on naps and sleep schedules then looking at the clock at 1am realizing you haven’t slept 😂

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

Any one else hate go fund mes? I’m sorry your money is way better spent on your own life insurance and health insurance. I defiantly have a heart for what people go through but come on!

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

Somewhere my 3 year old roommate learned the recycle ♻️ sign. He now gets angry when I don’t “encycle”

[Emily Hanson @meyer_emi]

My threenager looked me dead in the eyes this morning and said “I’m in charge today”