William Lurz

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@dxtyvn @GranChupador @BradDijon47s @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Then we need to cut the problem out at the source and ban them

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@GreatHybrid101 @ColeSandick That’s what the polls say bucko

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Raped by your pledge master?

https://t.co/68hWtGJCVL

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@esdeesixZeven89 @randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Why do you support an organization that rapes so much they even victimize their own members

https://t.co/68hWtGJCVL

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@esdeesixZeven89 @randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Never rushed, brothers in a frat, still hate them.

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@esdeesixZeven89 @randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Oh yeah I’m sure that’s why people join. They’re just really passionate about the fundraising. Why does that have to be connected to a hierarchical organization that has a documented history of creating environments which are unsafe?

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@_317_Indy_ @randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 I have yet to hear a single purpose frats serve that warrants them staying around

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@LeCuzzy @iblewit925 Again, you’re fungible.

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Bro we are gonna litigate your frat chapter out of existence. The allegations won’t stop until we turn yo shit into housing for international phd students

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 I could craft a little textualist opinion justifying banning fraternal orgs that’d make Scalia blush

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 You’re the one who thinks the world operates like a little moral fable with rules and principles and comeuppance for breaking them

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 This was really adorable to see. It’s like a toddler who just learned about the Declaration of Independence for the first time.

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 It’s a race to the bottom buddy, and you’re losing.

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Yet fraternities decline daily. The demographic cliff is coming brother. The bill is due

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 You have this strange notion that there’s these rules from on high that everyone respects and cares about, that guide us towards something. That’s an utter fantasy. If you really listen you can still hear the jungle behind the pretty nice walls we’ve built up.

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Americans will bay like donkeys for the government to lock up vagrants because they don’t like looking at them. For decades they enforced laws preventing gay people from being able to marry. We are a profoundly vindictive people, and that evil force can be used for a lot

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Yeah probably not. They serve enough of a utility to keep em around in some way.

[William Lurz @meyerclarkxx]

@randyinastoria @J03FL4CC0 @iblewit925 Next you’re gonna say something cute like “uhm guys the courts need to apply a close reading of the amendments and relevant law to arrive at a reasoned decision”