Jon Meyer

Music Lifer. Creator of Somerville Sounds (virtual instruments) & Flesh and Bone Music (music licensing). YouTube: jonmeyermusic

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@brannonmc I am in total disbelief at what I just talked into existence.

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

NEW: I called Donald Trump to ask him about a top FEMA official who said he teleported to Waffle House.

After I explained it, Trump asked “what does teleport mean” and “was he kidding?” Adding, “It just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him.”

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@NotJackKemp @DallasXCEO “It’s a satire account” is the only joy I find on the internet these days

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@tealtonedturtle But does it still have Griff’s?

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

That one can excuse or ignore this while claiming to be “pro-life” is a sign of a seared conscience. God have mercy on us all.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

Some albums need a long night drive before they’re fully activated.

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

Racist. Deranged. Humiliating to our country. The fact that we have decided to pretend to this is normal every day is a moral abomination. Have we any shame?

And every day an entire generation is being told it is “Christian” to support this. God have mercy on us.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@stalman How would you see that playing out for the small Kontakt developer?

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@MikeCosper that's the line that hooked me

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

America is grateful for every nation that answered the call after we were attacked on 9/11 and served with our forces on the frontlines in Afghanistan. Their sacrifices should never be forgotten.

UK 457
Canada 159
France 90
Germany 62
Italy 53
Poland 44
Denmark 43
Australia 41
Spain 35
Georgia 32
Romania 27
Netherlands 25
Turkey 15
Czech Republic 14
New Zealand 10
Norway 10
Estonia 9
Hungary 7
Sweden 5
Latvia 4
Slovakia 3
Finland 2
Jordan 2
Portugal 2
South Korea 2
Albania 2
Belgium 1
Bulgaria 1
Croatia 1
Lithuania 1
Montenegro 1

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

ICE agents pointed their weapons at a Minnesota police officer who’s an American citizen. She tried to film the encounter and they knocked her phone out of her hand.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

To all the kind people out there who try and discourage others from learning a new instrument because it’s too difficult, you’re probably right AND I will never listen to you.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@CarrolltonTXPD If you're starting a fitness journey?

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

How this vile, disgusting, and immoral behavior has become normalized in the United States is something our descendants will study in school, to the shame of our generation.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@FitFounder Yea, but if they could’ve stretched me out to 5’5 I would have saved my allowance.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@kittythefool Challenge him to a bridge writing contest. KO in rd 1.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@tldtoday My guess is that he watched the entire video, enjoyed it, then decided to leave that comment. People are weird.

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@MikeCosper But what if he's unaware that Alaska is indeed American soil?

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@SidneyDiongzon worth 5k is clear winner for me

[Jon Meyer @meyerjon]

@billyv_33 You’re probably right but this feels different