Stephen Merriman

Robertswood FC Legend #17

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[Craig Nicoll @NicoYork]

Leave the engines running, lads.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

What a shame for Scottish football #hearts … nothing exciting or new about #celtic winning the league ..

Everyone can go back to not caring about Scottish football again 💤💤💤💤

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

Alan Soutar has hit nine!

Not a nine-darter, just nine points… 😭

📺 https://t.co/YyBPPwoMK8
#PC15

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Driving back to Manchester now, buzzing after witnessing
Hull City 0 Millwall 0
Middlesbrough 0 Southampton 0 Sunderland 0 Manchester United 0
in the last 24 hours.

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

The @BuffaloBills new home is very nearly ready for its inaugural NFL season! 🏟️

(via @BuffaloBills)

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

James Garner is wearing gloves in May. I'm afraid that's nonsense behaviour.

[Gillingham FC @TheGillsFC]

A standing ovation for Sam Vokes as he brings the curtain down on a phenomenal career 💙

#Gills

[Stephen Merriman @mezza17]

@JTHBFC Connor taylor

[Stephen Merriman @mezza17]

@JTHBFC This a wind up?

[Sky Bet League One @SkyBetLeagueOne]

The moment the title was confirmed for @LincolnCity_FC! 👑🥳

#EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

JACK BYCROFT... ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 🤯

The Exeter City goalkeeper scored a 96th-minute equaliser to rescue a point!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Michael Olise wraps up the tie in STYLE 🤩

Bayern Munich knock Real Madrid out of the Champions League, and progress into the semi-finals

📺 Stream with TNT Sports on HBO Max

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

You’re literally in charge

[Andrew Savory @adsavory]

Just walked past Jermaine Jenas' favourite shop in Florence