Martin “Mez” Meredith

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My partner was looking forward to reading @authorTKingfish ‘s new book today. It didn’t go quite as expected when it arrived from @AmazonUK she opened it and wondered who had written in it…

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@VodafoneUK @ThreeUKSupport Maybe you guys can be of some help now you're all one happy family?

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Hey @VodafoneUK Your DNS is blocking a legitimate business domain for the company I work for - tried calling complaints and got hung up on. Need technical escalation to your RPZ/DNS filtering team.

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Looks suspiciously like the @ZacksJerryRig knife.. tsk tsk Amazon https://t.co/FQOa8R4spj

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@jacksfilms this German guy is a 👌🏻perfect example of reacting done right. https://t.co/dJVZxteFPm

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Hmm. Does @JaidenAnimation now hold the @GWR for largest collection of YouTube play buttons? If not I’m sure @JackMasseyWelsh can work out which @GWR applies?

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Dear @JacksonGalaxy , I just came across the term “greebles” on Reddit. Would love to see a cat daddy dictionary on it (it’s also my new favourite cat subreddit!) you know when a cat sees something that’s not there ? That’s a Greeble. Like invisible gremlins tormenting cats

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X’s community moderators can comment in ads, it seems. An interesting way of making money and pretending you provide safety

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Is ⁦@amazon⁩ calling me out?

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Ah yes, I’m now remembering why I left @HelloFreshUK the first time.

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@royalcaninuk You need to follow me to dm you…

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Hey @royalcaninuk - I'm trying to redeem my Cat Rescue Pack to help my local rescue - but I keep getting an error when I put in my email. How can I do this?

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Seems that @GAMEdigital should teach their staff about consumer rights act

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Tried to return a faulty item today, got told I wasn’t allowed to

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@ThePrimeagen But I like my quiet life.

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Dear @github Please give me the ability to add iMessage style stickers to code reviews

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If a mm wave sensor can detect a person breathing, could it be manipulated a little to be used as a microphone? Like a laser mic ?

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What I'd like to know is why Mark Zuckerberg is at his competitor's launch event? Or have I been trolled by @MKBHD

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I'm not sure I should be allowed to typescript anymore

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@brucel Plastic surgeons hate this one tip to lose weight

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@MrBarryLewis Your articles of incorporation are your contract