Leslie Dope

award winning life coach that's been dead for 25 years

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

My spirit animal 💁🏻

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

I was inspired to come here today by the bitch who thought everyone at the gas station wanted to listen to suicide boys at full volume while she pumped her gas lol

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Realized that once a year in March I resurface to tweet something random because I have the urge and then I just go away to Instagram for another year so consider this it LOL- love u guys, miss tweeting absolutely unhinged shit at u all for no fucking reason ❤️

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

I miss old Twitter where there were cool and interesting people tweeting funny shit regularly and I didn’t have 900 suggested tweets about shit I do not give one fuck about

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

@ImplodeAlright Noise cancelling headphones!!!!!!!!!!

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

@ImplodeAlright I know it’s just trash lol

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

@ImplodeAlright No one gives them any respect after being the best team in the league all year long. Lol. They never have and they never will. It makes it that much sweeter when they win because they’re ALWAYS underestimated.

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

I want to throw my phone away lol can I just get rid of this thing or

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

There is a real frenzy on here amongst the young RE: Selena Gomez and hailey Bieber and let me tell you, I must be very old. The passion and CONVICTION with which these ppl are tweeting about complete strangers. I simply wish I had the time OR the energy roflmaooooimsotired😭

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Maybe this is why I also stopped doing this 😂😂😂😂😂

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Haven’t been using Twitter much and honestly it’s not even the Elon musk or the Donald trump I think it’s simply that I’m simply to exhausted to scream into the void when I can just tell my husband the dumb shit I think of lol

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

God damn that is a lot of typos and said simply twice in 4 words holy shit I am baked lolololol

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

I’ll never forget one of my former friends once got super legitimately pissed at me because her bf at the time wanted us all to watch the movie Tusk and I watched it with them and laughed at it the whole time because it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen lolololololololol

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Just saw some living piece of shit leave his poor baby scared and alone at the jump park after getting in a fight with the mom who was on the other side of the building. Like it’s straight up horrifying to me that people parent like this. This is why ppl have abandonment issues.

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Hey hi hello I am going to now plug my totally new, 100% less trash Twitter page. Lol. Head on over to @abookishbitch for slightly less embarrassing and slightly more reading related content! 🎉

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

LISTEN IM ALL FOR LETTING PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS BUT YALL ARE ANNOYING *THE FUCK* OUT OF ME WITH UR HELLFIRE CLUB MERCH OBSESSIONS. HE WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD OR IMPORTANT OF A CHARACTER LIKE WHAT IS THIS.

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

My life has kind of just felt like a mad spiral lately so here’s a cute pic of me doing my best in the midst of the chaos 😭

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Lmao Trump about to get locked up and this is going to be too fun to watch

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

Listen. I will pick Dune over Star Wars any day *I SAID WHAT I SAID*

[Leslie Dope @MF_HT]

This is big clit energy - fuck YES KANSAS - COME THRU REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS ✨✨✨

[Dave Wasserman @Redistrict]

I've seen enough: in a huge victory for the pro-choice side, the Kansas constitutional amendment to remove protections of abortion rights fails.