Jess Nowak

wanna hold hands?

[chloe @chloesfilm]

how it feels to be congested and have a headache

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

One thing I can guarantee a bad bitch will do is she WILL forget her keys

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

My Roman Empire:

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

Born to be a free spirit
Forced to be a lucky star

[🇺🇸REMILIO BABY🇺🇸 USA PATRIOT TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🦅 @RemilioBaby]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that’s because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

When it starts raining in new york and all the bitches wearing shein start to smell like Chernobyl

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

@hridd2000 omg… were you sitting there- blue raspberry warhead juice on your titties…

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

really resonating with letter Q today #fantasmas

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

best theatrical performance i’ve ever seen

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

i’m not ever watching ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ just out of spite

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

dont you hate when your thong dries out your wet butthole…

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

i feel like life just hit me with a blue shell

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

me when i hear that my friends hung out without me:

(i suffer from rheumatoid fomo)

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

barry keoghan looks like he picks pickled peppers for a living

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

drunk crocheting goes crazyyy- but fr who invented this shit i feel like a wizard 🕴️

[Jess Nowak @mf_loserr]

see your honor, my client was simply trying to match the defendant’s freak