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Getting an estimate on a bathroom remodel and the guy doesn’t like dogs... sooo that’s a deal-breaker, right?

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@Delta RSW to JFK, flight 1525 on 3/31. I dropped my AirPod during the flight, and when we landed and the rest of the passengers had deplaned, the flight attendant got down on her hands and knees and found if for me under the seats. I believe her name is Sun. Made my day!

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@HiThisIsMarissa I’ve learned that I usually have to bring the phone further away from my face!

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@WestWingWeekly @JoshMalina @HrishiHirway Don’t I have another 50 minutes?!

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@WestWingWeekly @JoshMalina @HrishiHirway Wait but it’s still today and I was just going to order a shirt!! I can’t believe I missed it. 😭

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@HiThisIsMarissa We’re watching too! We’re on Season 3 I think. I’ve actually never seen Parks and Rec - this is my first watch!

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@baddestmamajama The capital of Vermont is Montpelier and it’s nickname is the “Green Mountain State.” Also, the answer in bio is always “to help maintain homeostasis.”

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@ItsOnlyLori @HiThisIsMarissa Oliver says he hopes you get home safely, and soon!

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@FrankRamblings I insisted on ordering one in Florence because obviously and the server was so excited about it but it was hard to get down.

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@HiThisIsMarissa I read the book recently so I’m waiting to kind of forget what happens before I watch the show haha

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Here’s my quarantine life:
Me: *listening to music on my earbuds, hears a thud over the music, takes out an earbud* Are you okay?

Chris (who’s supposed to be upstairs, working):

Me: *gets up and runs upstairs*

Chris: *standing in the bathroom, wearing rollerblades* What...?

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@dog_rates This is Oliver

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@dog_rates

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@mandahassett I’m around.. lemme know if you wanna hang out. 🙂

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Women - when a man who you don’t know tells you to ‘smile,’ do you call them out?

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Just realized I haven’t posted any photos of this guy on here yet. Meet Ollie!

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How about we all stop making introductions like “my beautiful wife Sarah” and “our beautiful daughter Haley” as if that’s the most notable thing about them.

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@FrankRamblings Yeah the trailer isn’t great. I’m not saying it’s the next great art piece but it’s a solid action movie.

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@FrankRamblings I actually thought it was pretty good. Better than I expected - I went in with low expectations. We got $4 tickets so I guess that helps.

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@EmmDeBlasi I know it’s not the same but we are, at this moment, fencing in the yard. Tango is welcome anytime!