Farooq Ali

Are you feeling lucky today, Punk?

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@GappaCricket This team management is extremely stupid

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@GappaCricket This stupidity started when Washi was picked to replace Ash in Nz series. Can anyone honestly say that he is the best spinner in India? He was picked for his batting. Since then this Defensive mentality has carried on to lengthen batting with 'allrounders'

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@vikrantgupta73 @vikrantgupta73 the love for mediocrity started when Washi was picked to replace Ash in NZ series. Was Washi really the best spinner in India to replace Ash? Wasn't he picked on batting rather than bowling? Since then, selections and tactics have always been baffling

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@GappaCricket Gill was parachuted into the team just to have unified captaincy. And after failures he was dropped. Samson was instrumental in India winning the last world cup about 4 innings ago.

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@GappaCricket And Mayank is the best pick in T20s?

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@holland_tom I knew it was you, Fredo

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@DalrympleWill Well if I had to pick my fav mughal, it would be Jahangir as I would assume he would come accompanied by Noorjehan just so that he doesn't end up harming himself. Couldn't pick a better 2 for 1 offer.

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@Aunindyo2023 Depending on region, rojak can include eggs, chicken sausage as well

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@weymarplanet Fred Truman bowling and the batter knicks one through slip. The fielder lets it through his legs and apologises "I should have kept my legs together". Fred replies "so should've your mother"

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@Sunrisers_Hyd Need a bowler like Bhuvi. He has always been underrated but he has amazing skill to swing the ball

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@PenduProfessor I would pick two songs

Poncho na kaisey and Kasme Waade pyar wafa sab.

Both are absolute gems which really touch your heart.

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@TukTuk_Academy Its only normalised when PBKS is bowling

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@GappaCricket @ESPNcricinfo It is ridiculous to see him do this when Sikhs have unfairly been the subject of so many jokes.

Yaar, terey saath hamesha hota hai to doosron ke saath bhi aisa karega?

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@SabMarJaanGy We were on holiday in Turkiye and this cat just appears out of nowhere as we were on the way back to our room. He followed us all the way to the room and had this attitude of "I'm coming in with you". With the sun setting, I had to put my foot down and stop him from coming in

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@aaolomi @lamuche00 The important point is when someone randomly appears and says "follow me", just dont.

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@rebelgod143 Woh bhi kya din they..Shashank Singh took a catch

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@AnujGurwara When he writes "poor people", why does it sound to me "tum ghareeb log, teen guna lagaan" etc etc

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@Arrogance_0024 The more amazing part is that she carries on this subterfuge for many years during which she gets pregnant and has multiple children with the sultan. And through all this, the sultan turns up every night for his stories without realising what was going on!

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@dccommonsense Come on Dan, the ghouls in the war machine havent had enough blood.

More has to follow

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@DalrympleWill "The Mullahs are killing Iranians. We cannot let this happen so we are also killing Iranians"

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