being married to a woman has the best advantages (besides the obvious), like getting your flu shot early and at your wifeโs pregnancy appointment because you also have a vagina.
instructor gives us our certificate: โhow did she know we were sitting here though?โ โmaura we are the only lesbian couple here ๐โ lolol iโm ๐
stocking up on next years clothes for D on the $3 old navy sale and after ordering, C goes โwow everything was only like $3โ ...๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ she at least caught her own pregnancy brain in action.
@living_rosa what brand scaled birth posters do you have of the girls? trying to find a non-sketch version and like the look of the three above your couch!
today an ultrasound tech asked me if i wanted to insert the vaginal ultrasound instrument myself and judged me HARD when i looked at him like he was high...but let me tell you, i should have taken him up on the offer because he struggled ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
@living_rosa where did you get E&Mโs security blankets (zebra and puppy)? Thought Lennonโs was from pottery barn kids, but canโt find other animal options besides bunny, elephant, and lamb. Thank you in advance!
i put laundry in last night and we both fell asleep without remembering to dry it. so i had to run it again today. and somehow the lifesavers (read: actual morning sickness lifesavers) my wife had in her pockets managed to stay in their PACKAGES ๐