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Don’t DM me unless you want my children

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Deleting tweets bc I'm not the man I was 2mins ago. Growth.

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

@UTDIMole Depay

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

DCL!! Fuck yes

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realise how little you know

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Not gonna lie I pay zero attention to gas prices, like what am I gonna do about it? Walk? lol

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

When we repair our relationship with Allah, He repairs everything else for us.

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Got my annual 6% raise just in time for the 35% inflation increase

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Bought a couple of sleeveless tees after just 2 days of weight training haha

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

That's all we can hope for, and not to bury our heads too deep into our lives and miss the point of it

[george @StokeyyG2]

Roy Keane: ‘You’ve still got Alex Ferguson hanging around like a bad smell’

Sturridge’s face after he said that 🤣🤣 https://t.co/J3NNMDIwZS

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Getting old is wild, one wrong pillow and your neck hurts for a week

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

I’m already adding water to my shampoo and my coworkers start talking about doing a Secret Santa

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Tomorrow is December

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Some people don’t see what you bring to the table, until they see you at another table

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Before I agree to 2026, I want to read the terms and conditions

[Fad 🦌 @mfazm]

Unless I see “was $900 now it’s 16.90” I’m not interested in Black Friday sale

[FTBLMEMESHUB @ftblmemeshub]

Man United fans watching Senne Lammens after years of Onana

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is one of the best reflexes.

[• @utdjohnyy]

Ryan Giggs has ONLY 87 losses in 632 GAMES