Matt Bridge

I do boring statistical things.

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@CorrodedParadox Eraserhead baby

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@CantEverDie the manly thing is to use 3 or 4 napkins and never quite get all the sauce off your hands

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@CorrodedParadox you've inspired me to get one

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@jdcmedlock looking forward to the inevitable post-hoc justification as to why a handful of people deserve $1,776,000,000 of unallocated funds while 1.5 million service members had to split about 1.5x that of their own funding for a similarly patriotic number to tout

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@Spirit532_ @fdotinc Make it "powered by AI" and you've got yourself a bajillion dollar idea in 2026

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@Spirit532_ @fdotinc I think the usefulness is going to be limited to raising ungodly amounts of money for the founders before the rare earth chemists get a chance to put on their shoes on

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@gsx_R_yoshimura I've had manufacturer "unsupported/untested" memory on a 13900k motherboard throw memtest errors that were solved by underclocking the RAM speed a bit

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@davidbessis next up, getting a billion dollars in VC funding because we've just proved you can derive all natural numbers using JUST the number 1

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@justinsuntron lmao

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@dburbach Also this meme doesn't even make sense here; the object being shown off is literally the glasses on her face with a specific reflection lmao but I guess that's too nuanced for his target demographic who can't view images of women without the lens of an overtly sexualized AI edit

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@TheWapplehouse Viscerally disturbing

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@TheWapplehouse 「ミスター」として知られる獣

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@jdcmedlock shocked_pikachu.jpg or something idk anymore

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

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wow conservative figurehead "try to say the most heinous psychopathic shit" challenge, i guess

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@nickelpin neat if it's an NDIR CO2 sensor and not just an guesstimate based on VOCs

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@UofOklahoma astounding

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@kenklippenstein surprised pikachu dot jpeg

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@TheWapplehouse this makes me uncomfortable

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