Miranda

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

i’m glad his family and friends love him and aren’t like those cunt monkeys that bullied my baby Punch

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[Barnabas @barnabasdotexe]

Are the graphing calculators you need for algebra II still like $100 or did somebody finally end that racket.

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

it's like watching mona lisa being painted and all

[mary @theoceanblooms]

it still works on me sorry. I love this fuckass puppet.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

i do consider myself superior to people who find enjoyment in dumb shit like this

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Not to be dramatic but getting to be age 20-24 for the release of these albums is maybe the most important thing that has ever happened to me

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

emergency vet be like give us three million dollars right now or your cat gets the firing squad

[Simon Hintermann @Aurumek_]

I used my brain and my hands ✨️

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

when my hair is unwashed i feel like killing people

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

these four actor pictured being better than some of the actual nominees...

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

“It’s just a cat” meanwhile she has power of attorney if I die before her

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

[･ ❦｡ ∴｡ ･ﾟ*｡. ࿏ ❦ @iiyn9]

i never wanted a career—i wanted to be a pokémon master

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

[caio* @mclr4n]

mother