Platanero 🇩🇴

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

beyond party loyalty, haley stevens is showing that she does not believe that she was owed anyone’s votes, owed a nomination, or owed an elected office.

she presented her vision, voters didn’t choose it, she respected that, and she recommitted herself to helping win the senate.

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@jofechardo Right

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@EndWokeness @AbdulElSayed I live in michigan. I have zero interest in going to Mackinaw Island. I doubt its even top 5 most beloved places in MI. Its not everyone’s cup of tea

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@jofechardo And Mackinaw island isnt everyone’s cup o tea. And thats ok!

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

20 pages, after partying all night, and referenced teacher’s own book i didnt even open…… A-

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@parkmudoon @PettyLupone I didnt see it. Was dristracted by the jersey grab, the push off, and the arm hook….

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Haley Stevens just endorsed Abdul!!!!!!!! Great UNITY!!!!! I’d like to thank Haley for her service in the house. Now, with Mallory endorsing last night, everyone has come together to support the nominee in Michigan! TIME TO BEAT THIS PRICE RAISING REPUBLICAN!!

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Money out of politics.
Money in your pocket.
Medicare for All.

Michigan...

We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

IT’S OVER!!! THEY JUST CALLED IT!!!! ABDUL JUST WON!!! LFGGGGG BRO!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[18 U.S.C. § 2441 @RefrmDemocracy]

Please seek therapy if you think Abdul El-Sayed, William Lawrence, Donovan McKinney, and Yousef Rabhi defeating the greatest tidal wave of outside spending ever assembled in a Democratic primary to win all of their elections is a "bad night for the left."

[Righty Summer @vodkasnowflake]

Haley Stevens made this close because of the fake Obama endorsement ad lol we don’t have to overthink this

[🖤 @LoveeeJones]

Covid was real. People lost their lives. Y’all are retarded.

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@KareemMaurice @KillaKreww She’s referring to Evan Ross, who in fact does sound just like Michael Jackson.

[🌸🫧 @lemmnarla]

I’m Dominican I eat rice with banana leave me alone 😂😂

[PETTY HATER @river_dusty]

Caitlin Clark become famous because a black girl from Maryland waved her hand in her face and racist white people got angry so they decided they were going to use her as a proxy to humble and degrade black women and put them in their rightful place

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@kisstheblade_ @franzsherbert I never read any of the expanded media but a buddy ince told me the emperor’s real name was Palpatine. That plus the fact they were placed by the same actor clued me in. Sidious is clearly the emperor, and Palpatine is clearly Sidious. He barely changes his voice.

[BrandLord_ Bugs® @bugschanty]

Growing up Caribbean means learning volume does NOT equal anger 😭

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@MaggieMaeFish He is one of the last few Jedi’s left and of Yoda’s species who are particularly strong in the force. Sounds pretty important to me.

[Platanero 🇩🇴 @mfedemolition]

@LambertZai930 @HoodKaylee6728 @grok Its Queen Patrona

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