Molly Johnston

wife 💍 cancer ♋ juggalo 🎵

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Someone has to be brave enough to say it... society and especially "artists" these days do NOT say swag nearly enough anymore.

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

Some days I feel like I only got two brain cells working and it’s these two mfs

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

I love finding out that I've only ever heard radio versions of songs bc did you know Macklemore says scrotum in Downtown? I did not

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

I have to assume this is why they chose to redo Peter Pan, just do the whole lot.

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Every movie on disney+ with the "sorry we were racist in this 🫤" warning should get a life action remake without the racism so we can show our kids the classics

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Just found out the mirror I fix my hair in while walking into work is a one way mirror to the security office 🥲🤡

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Paul got mad I said he had American girl doll teeth but im pretty sure they based the design off him

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

I wonder what crack kid is up to nowadays

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

@HanStacy Honestly I be dancing with the peas every day

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Say what you want about screen time but Hey Bear Sensory - Veggie Disco! Dance Party! Is a video sent from God

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

My favorite life hack to get stuff done is pretend I'm an influencer doing it for my 🌟fans🌟
It's not cleaning it's a 🌟sunday reset 🌟 it's not food shopping it's a 🌟grocery haul & restock🌟
It works and my fans love it

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Do you think by the time we get to live in retirement homes they'll have cards against humanity night instead of bingo?

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Honestly ... I did not think for a second Rihanna was pregnant during her performance and seeing everyone say they "could tell" is worrying... idk if its for you or for me though

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Ice Age: the Meltdown is leaps and bounds better than the original Ice Age. No I will not be taking notes.

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

It's officially the best time of year: chocolate strawberry cheerios time

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

I was really enjoying hunterxhunter but this greed island arc might ruin it for me.

[Andréa (Dre) Becker @andreavbecker]

when do I stop dreaming that I’m months into a semester and about to fail a class I forgot about? I have a phd

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

25 years old and I still can't stomach to watch the Bruce chocolate cake scene in Matilda

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Top 0.5% for @yunggravy the year I become a mom? Coincidence ?

[Molly Johnston @mferrell4]

Found a cheap AND low carb Body Armour dupe at Walmart and it was delicious so I was lit so I told Paul and he goes yeah thats Logan Paul's brand ... so scratch that