Queef Wellington

Die mad about it

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Genetics load the gun. Habits pull the trigger.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

The generation that talked so much shit about how “they grew up where they didn’t have Google to help them w homework/schoolwork” is so quick to have chat gpt write all their letter/complaints/do all their thinking for them

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

It’s okay to change your baby’s diaper before taking pictures of them to post on social media, I promise.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Men don’t understand what it means to “lose yourself” in a relationship bc they’re almost never the ones that have to sacrifice anything in their comfy little lives.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

The feeling of being aware that your eyeballs are cold is soooooo strange.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

It’s like, so not chill to politicize human rights. Actually kind of weird.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Manifesting clarity

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

@MfObong @Daphne_lkm @xrenite I think it’s more to do w the hands touching the packaging which then touches the snack. They should have gloves on 🫤

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

I don’t like when people only post pictures of their baby in a juicy ass diaper like change itttttt

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

I’m not drinking something that smells like fresh cut grass

[willivm @u6achukwu]

If you’re a lady and you still haven’t tasted that matcha drink up till now, peer pressure has nothing on you!

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Ozempic and its cousins are scary lol

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

15 years ago, my mom type casted me as her “big working girl” and now I’m stuck w this role forever.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Do people know that TDS isn’t real ? (The derangement syndrome one)

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Teaching my dad about elites eating child shit out of their intestines was not how I thought I’d be spending my morning

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

No one will tattoo my face

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Sometimes you just have to block your mom to keep your sanity.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Would love to pass away from natural causes at this time.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

@floistinyflower You’ve slowed your metabolism down by only eating once a day. And now your stomach (the actual organ inside) has shrunk so you probably get full quick. Eat less (amount) but more times a day. It’s torture, but it helps.

[Queef Wellington @mfjonesssss]

Going to jail had one perk. Never having to serve for jury duty. Now they tryna change that ???? Oh hell nooooo

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Normal widows: I miss my husband so much

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