Chet Ubetcha

my thoughts, I do be tweetin

[Mia K Hansen 🕯️ @mmiakapro]

i saw something that said eating out at restaurants is mostly deciding who prepares sysco the best and i can’t stop thinking about it… :/

[zay dante @zaydante]

I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…

[Chet Ubetcha @mfmcchicken]

@nicklepickle42 You were rizzing

[777 @_garrettcharles]

me on a first date after half a martini

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

We gotta get out of this intersection

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me if i was a judge at the olympics

[matt @mattybtweets69]

To smithereens is the worst way in which to get blown

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

i'm cracking up cause i literally did forget

[katie maloney defender @_danaykroyd_]

Fine. I will say it. I think I am too chic to live in a country that JD Vance is Vice President of

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

he’s TMZ

[asher💟 @glenbrina]

it’s important for me to let everyone know i liked this tweet

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

Standing ovation for genocide

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching mass murderer war criminal benjamin netanyahu speak on the floor of US congress and be cheered on by our representatives who ignore our needs while funding his genocide is actually the most embarrassed i've ever felt as an american

[tara @xtvra]

joe biden dropping out of the race on the day of the love island season finale the attention seeking is crazy

[➳❥ @VintageVault8]

Adidas just deleted their new Ad featuring Bella Hadid….because she’s Palestinian

[no @zedonarrival]

she’s always looked good but she’s never looked better