mfm quotes out of context

my favorite murder (the podcast) quotes out of context — this is a fan account I’m not associated with the ladies in any way!!

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also again - there are two mfm out of context accounts! the other one is the one who got proposed to at the show! i am very single unless you count my relationship to blunts. pinning this so there’s no more confusion. love and happiness to the girl getting married!

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“It’s hard for men to back down.” - Karen, episode 157

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"Our weapon was alcoholism against ourselves and we lost the gang war." - Karen, episode 148

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"Get the fucking baby out of the Manson family." - Georgia, episode 148

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"I remember in second grade when we were forced to write letters to him (Gerald Ford) and I didn't know what to say so I said 'I wish you were my uncle'." - Karen, episode 148

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"Doctor satanist is that you?" - Georgia, episode 148

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"Maybe there's a reason people take drugs. Maybe really shitty things happened to them." - Karen, episode 149

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"He steals her ring and gives it to his girlfriend. Cheap fucking bastard." - Karen, episode 128

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"Cows tipping teenagers over for revenge." - Karen, episode 139

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"Don't you think I wanna fuckin suck every finger?" - Karen, episode 140

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"If you're a drunk Australian man who doesn't like girls talking freely get the fuck out." - Karen, episode 144

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"If it's April and someone gives you a whole turkey... run away." - Karen, episode 144

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"1984 Ford Viscosity." - Georgia, episode 144

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"Do you have a suitcase that shoots people?" - Karen, episode 147

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@KevinMinnie not sure exactly what the handle is but its also called mfm out of context. didn't know it existed when i made mine since the handle was free.

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also again - there are two mfm out of context accounts! the other one is the one who got proposed to at the show! i am very single unless you count my relationship to blunts. pinning this so there’s no more confusion. love and happiness to the girl getting married!

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"Also that's not the right way to make a fucking pentagram and I'm not even a Satanist." - Georgia, episode 145

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"The angriest ficus in all of Home Depot." - Karen, episode 147

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"I would avoid opening any chakras." - Georgia, episode 147

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"Don't eat two crumb donettes in a row or you will die." - Karen, episode 147

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"If your glasses are this thick you should not get on a ladder." - Karen, minisode 96