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I’m at work.

[tyleR @mfntyler]

The ducks on the jeeps has got to stop.

[tyleR @mfntyler]

I think that Australian breakdancer was actually Sasha Baron Cohen

#Olympic2024

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Rubber duck manufacturers definitely didn’t see that Jeep bullshit coming

[tyleR @mfntyler]

@safelite please fix my window! It’s been 2 months

[tyleR @mfntyler]

The older I get, the more I use my shirt pocket.

[tyleR @mfntyler]

You can’t gaslight me bro, I don’t know even know what we’re talking about

[tyleR @mfntyler]

The devil is alive he’s a 69 god

[tyleR @mfntyler]

@DillonSlaughte Fuck yes

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Does anybody get slizzard anymore 😫

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Y’all noticed how people keep breaking sauces on purpose these days? Adding oil to a butter sauce and shit? Sup with that?

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Hey, Atlanta….the Michelin Guide doesn’t give out stars for participation. Don’t get your hopes up.

[tyleR @mfntyler]

People are cooking food in plastic bags and using blowtorches on food far too often. That’s what I think.

[tyleR @mfntyler]

What the fuck is threads?

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Neat and cute little grill marks on meat is for lames. Sear your shit in a pan or over coals. foh

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Office people laugh at the dumbest shit.

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Trump going to jail today?

[tyleR @mfntyler]

Pretty wild that CBD gummies and Delta8 are legal as fuck but you can’t test positive for THC if you want a good job. And it stays in your system for god damn ever. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[tyleR @mfntyler]

I wish there was some shit out there that you couldn’t do until you were like 35

[tyleR @mfntyler]

I wish you could report posts on Instagram as just lame and unimportant

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

What in the delusional business owner is this shit?