mfnuggy

skate drums and going to the gym with chucks steel

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

this is why it costs 5 figures to upgrade your gpu btw

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[Uncle Pussy @uncvagina]

big ol' puss puss in my unclewear

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

Like if you want to see him get hit by a drunk driver going 80+ MPH--->

[Uncle Pussy @uncvagina]

big ol' boner in my unclewear

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

Once this covid shit over ima lock in and get a job and a girlfriend

[lil ween @weenie7777]

high iq jerking #strokeofgenius

[Tough Guy @DonkeyPunchKO]

Tау Kеith, fuck these niggas butts!

[294-53-6143 🔜 hell @294_53_6143]

open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend

goin on a clog

[Billy @Billy2stone]

Me over the DUI checkpoint.

[Stop Stealing My Tweets 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

Homeless guy offered me a blowy. Bum gummed me numb for $28

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

That's it dude you're clearly on that good kush and alcohol I'm leaving

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Divorcing my wife cuz I’m bored. Dumb bitch lol

[Jeremy Hamsuckle @greaserburger]

Ive been busy writing a porn script that will change the world

[garshmo @garshmo]

My neighbor and I still sleep in separate beds

[former unemployment czar @banheirotrans]

sex for the first time:

wow!! its pussy!! from porn

[Paris @goodyhilton]

On monkeys bro please keep it a banana

[Grammy dingding @shmeedge]

I have extra holes in my penis that whistle when I cum