LARSA PIMPINN

stack now cry later never worried about a hater

[miia @miiagarro]

if you’re having a bad day don't take it out on me because i'll make it a terrible day

[YettiBandz @yettixbandz]

Ppl luv doin weird sht to u til u start doin stranger things

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Your coworker is not attractive, they are just within 10 feet of you 40 hrs/week

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

White toes don’t hit like baby pink & french tip

[DaChosenOne♡︎🩷🌸 @ape_apeee]

Even if a nigga was playing in my face I got so much money I can buy a new face and a nigga😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MJ @Mariiahjane]

i hate when a nigga has 20 hoes but worried abt what I’m doing

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’m the type to tally up all your bad behaviors and cut you off on a random day.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

on a random Wednesday I just be deciding I wanna cut off everybody and then I do 😭

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

First time smoking weed in 2008: laughed so hard I fell off the porch, ate an entire pizza alone, then called my ex at 3am to explain quantum physics. Last night: smoked, folded one shirt, and went to bed at 9:30pm. We lost something bros.

[kat @yslnadi]

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can’t fix shit, can’t build, don’t pay for shit , struggling to plan dates . Like what are you really here for??

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The cleaners & security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me no matter how much sleep i get.

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Those lil “tests” men do on women to check their temp, vibe or whatever… yeah, I’m telling you now, I will absolutely fail one of those. I’m incredibly self-centered not male-centered.

[LARSA PIMPINN @mforeign_]

@danishacarterr Because it’s cheap and addicting

[Mr. Philadelphia @TOOTTHEBARBER]

I REMEMBER WHEN $200.00 WORTH OF GROCERIES HAD TO GO IN THE TRUNK...NOW YOU CAN PUT THEM 3 BAGS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT....😂🙄😂

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

Unless a man sits you down and tells you straight up " I'm ready to be in a committed relationship, I want you to be my girlfriend." And you agree,then don't assume that you are. It doesn't matter what he does for you,how much you've given him or what you guys do together

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

Crying over a hood nigga? Really? Girlll Pick ya head up he boutta die this summer.