Mike Sampson 🪼

🕵️‍♂️ Site Reliability Engineer

[Mike Sampson 🪼 @mfsampson]

Github Skyline - mfs 2021

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

Seth Rogan is a fucking idiot.
This painfully unfunny dumbass who plays the same insufferable stoner loser in every movie is complaining about the legend who gave us Rocky and Rambo.
And people can whine about the lesser movies in those franchises, but the people are still going to be watching First Blood and Rocky 4 centuries after the last copy of Sausage Party gets deleted.
Just compare their filmography. Rogan has forgettable rom coms and ensemble stoner comedies that everybody watches once and remembers maybe one good line and then never bothers to watch again. And Seth Rogan is usually the worst part.
Meanwhile Stallone has stuff like Demolition Man, Expendables, Cop Land, Cliffhanger, Tango and Cash, Cobra, and Over the Top as his B tier accomplishments.
Stallone was making movies twenty years before lame Seth Rogan was born, and he’s almost EIGHTY starring in Tulsa King which is pretty good with moments of awesome.
Stallone has got undeniable charisma. He’s done serious drama and comedy, played hero and villain, smart or dumb, and is always entertaining.
Seth Rogan comes off as a pretentious dork. That’s it. That’s his entire range. Does he have a movie where he plays anything else? Allen the Alien maybe? But he only pulls that off because we don’t have to look at his annoying face. There was the Jewish pickle one, but honestly I got bored and only made it through twenty minutes of that one.

Stallone wins this one, no contest.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Australians: “Losing to the US at the World Cup was our most embarrassing moment ever.”

Also Australia:

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.

[Em @dresdendoll]

*almost* every sport

[Mike Sampson 🪼 @mfsampson]

Don't knock the slab!

[Double Bay Today @doublebaytoday]

FULL STORY: https://t.co/6GJGnMHtb4

[Scott Miller - Apogee/3D Realms Founder ☢️ @ScottApogee]

The original Duke Nukem Forever team, in 1998. A seriously talented group of guys, most of which are still in the industry.

[Andrew Gallant @burntsushi5]

I was recently diagnosed with a rare autoimmune disorder called anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis. It's a "disease of chaos" that completely upturned my life for a couple months.

I wrote a blog about it that goes into more detail and discusses prognosis.

https://t.co/mP0ftCuwpp

[Ben Pennings @BenPennings]

This is an important read but absolutely brutal, very rare for cops to get jailed 👇🏽👇🏻

https://t.co/v49mwSUWWR

[Steve Wallis @hunkerdownsteve]

I went out for a little bit of stealth camping with Greg Ovens in Hope, B.C. where they filmed Rambo First Blood. I dare say I was treated better by the local police than what John Rambo experienced in the movie.

https://t.co/0l0YncifXA cheers

#Camping #StealthCamping #Rambo

[Mike Sampson 🪼 @mfsampson]

@ellie_huxtable When a utility has a default color theme that clashes with my current terminal colors making it hard to read.

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Quake III Arena (1999)

[theguild @theguild]

GUYS ITS HAPPENING! Let's make a "Guild" movie together!!!! Sign up now at this link to be alerted when our Kickstarter is live: https://t.co/5ki675P3Yy
Excited to see the gang back together with your help! #reunion'd

[Mike Sampson 🪼 @mfsampson]

Some of those jokes land pretty hard.

[ABC News @abcnews]

BREAKING: Donald Trump evacuated from White House correspondents' dinner after security incident - ABC News
https://t.co/o6nsrKIjRz

[Mike Sampson 🪼 @mfsampson]

RIP James Valentine - The Afternoon Show was a constant from my childhood.
https://t.co/hQhGKkYVZI

[Mike Sampson 🪼 @mfsampson]

@RonniSalt https://t.co/hQhGKkYVZI

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Hewlett Packard HP 200LX Pocket Computer (1994)

[mark normand @marknorm]

He’s rolling in his grave right now

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I can't find my wife in a busy big shop, I like to pretend I'm the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor and play the theme music in my head