Max

Teacher & Basketball Coach. Sports fan.

[Max @MFT801]

Been thinking a lot about the Jazz this morning and I’ve decided to make a deal with the universe:

If the Utah Jazz win the #1 pick this year, I’ll get a Jazz Bear tattoo.

Your move @NBA

[Max @MFT801]

@W_B_Rick I love Pat but outside of college football I don’t want to see him

[Max @MFT801]

I really want to start caring about sports again. I miss living and dying with games and non stop thinking about it

[Max @MFT801]

I’m begging you @Raptors go back, or do a new remix rebrand.

[Sean @seandreilly]

3 of the most egregious logo downgrades in NBA history

[Max @MFT801]

@jacksettleman We may never lose again. PULISIC IS A GREAT AMERICAN

[Max @MFT801]

@stoolpresidente @troopzafc @DaMidgetZimbo Bring back @PitchPickss

[Max @MFT801]

@Blutman27 Feel so bad for Zah, but I’d pay at least $5 to see him right now

[Max @MFT801]

@barstoolsports Shout out @BarstoolChief he's a real one!!

[Max @MFT801]

Ohtani not better than my GOAT Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Ohtani is better than Babe Ruth.
Ohtani is better than Barry Bonds.
Ohtani is better than Hank Aaron.
Ohtani is better than Willie Mays.
Ohtani is better than Ted Williams.
Ohtani is better than Ty Cobb.

The debate is over.
Shohei Ohtani is the greatest of all-time.

[Max @MFT801]

@BarstoolBigCat Do timeouts roll over to the next season like PTO?

[Max @MFT801]

@PitchPickss Get COYS Dave on the horn, I’ll convince him @stoolpresidente

[Max @MFT801]

My personal guarantee: when the Jazz make the finals I’m getting arrested for climbing street poles too, I don’t care

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

FOLKS ARE GETTING ARRESTED 😭😭

[Max @MFT801]

@IcyVert Im sorry I thought this was America?

[Max @MFT801]

Analytically they’re right there. Gotta save a few more timeouts tho

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Kenny Atkinson says the Cavaliers season was a success: “That was the task, take another step... We jumped a barrier that we were stuck on.”

[Max @MFT801]

Whoever is announcing this game fuckin HATES the Canadiens😂😂

[Max @MFT801]

@LegionHoops Cancun

[Max @MFT801]

@jpottingaround If you take out FGM/FGA there’s a chance

[Max @MFT801]

Mammoth football helmet goes hard.

[Gus @SportsPSD]

All 32 NHL teams as football helmets. I stuck to a strict design system for this go-round, I know a lot of teams could be improve with contrasting masks or white shells/masks. Details below!

[Max @MFT801]

@JazzePinkman I will be first in line for season tickets

[Max @MFT801]

@stoolpresidente Good things he’s holding onto his time outs. Gotta give him a chance

[Max @MFT801]

@StoolAfterDark As a resident of Utah I’ll do everything in my power to ensure he is there, or if not I’ll volunteer my services on his behalf