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"How am I supposed to attract new boys if I can't post selfies??"- @elizabeth_aune

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@claire_mosley RIP👻

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@AppleSauceNick we have no lives

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“@ABC: CDC report: Alcohol poisoning kills 6 people each day in America: http://t.co/5UZk9lfOxq”@elizabeth_aune

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“@BabyAnimalPics: What's so funny? http://t.co/vGxn9GGrKz” @miranda_siegel

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@elizabeth_aune are you getting me this?

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@moquinning 💩

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“@TweetLikeAGirI: #ImThankfulFor all of the different ways that we can eat potatoes http://t.co/CMglKKPBec” @leslie_andress this is bae

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

#Breaking: GameDay is heading to Tuscaloosa for the #IronBowl! #GetUp4GameDay

[Sarah Howard @love_sarahanne]

Thanks @tyrabanks for being our inspiration at @UAHomecoming #smize

[Rachel Parker Demos @muarayray]

#byephilecia

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Winner winner chicken dinner

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All these Mississippi state guys on tinder tryna check out the local talent #imtalented

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a day without sunshine is like ya know...night

[kelsey @kauffdropp]

SOS where is @mfziman

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I wish there was a thank you for retweeting/ favoriting my tweet button #godblessyoupeople

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My nerf gun would be clutch right now