MB

MI ➡️ VA. Runner. Health guy.

[MB @mg_baker]

@MrJoeMcBob Cc: @NathanCHubbard @NoraPrinciotti

[MB @mg_baker]

What an incredible way to ruin my day. Completely understandable, but nonetheless….I hope Steve is fired by the end of the day. #RedWings

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

https://t.co/3M9dl1OQiO

[MB @mg_baker]

This is garbage.

[National Links Trust @links_national]

A note from our founders on today's news and our future involvement with Washington, DC's municipal golf courses.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Brandon Koretz @BrandonKoretz]

Michigan won the national title with a 37-3 record and 29 double-digit wins against the nation’s No. 1 strength of schedule.

Set the all-time record for Big Ten wins (19). First B1G team to go undefeated on the road in 50 years.

One of the best college basketball teams ever.

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE

[Michigan Athletics 〽️ @UMichAthletics]

GO FREAKING BLUE!!!!!

[Maize & Blue Review: Michigan Football, Basketball @MaizeBlueRvw]

Michigan are National Champions.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The Big Ten has the reigning national champion in football, men's basketball and women's basketball.

[Big Ten Men's Basketball @B1GMBBall]

NATTY CHAMPS 🏆

#MFinalFour x #MarchMadness

[Big Ten Conference @bigten]

HAIL TO THE CHAMPIONS!

@umichbball brings home a natty to Ann Arbor

📺: TBS x @MarchMadnessMBB

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

THE WOLVERINES REACH THE MOUNTAIN TOP OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL 🔥

2026 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 👏

#MarchMadness @umichbball

[Michigan Hockey @umichhockey]

Michigan WINS!

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Ottawa was on the second half of a road back-to-back, 5th game in their last 7 days, 5 defensemen hurt (incl. Sanderson & Chabot), rookie making his NHL debut in the lineup, trailing Detroit by 1 point in the playoff race.

And the Red Wings lost in regulation. Pathetic. #LGRW

[Michigan Hockey @umichhockey]

Michigan is your 2026 B1G Tournament Champion!

[Josh Henschke @JoshHenschke]

Bruce Pearl gotta be somewhere punching air right now

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"We more than belong."

— .@MiamiOH_BBall head coach Travis Steele after their First Four victory over SMU 🗣️

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Turns out a 31-1 team knows how to win games and isn’t a fluke.