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witty & pretty. into pop memes & bang udin 🫶🏻

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Udin suruh 📌 sbb anak vairel

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Udin ajak tgk kucen free for adoption kat aeon. Pastu tgk sekoq ni diam je. Dahlah betina, diam penuh kesopanan, long haired, terus cam ok la amik yg ni sbb looked so behave.

Ku sangkakan anak kucen. Rupanya beruk makyeh hari2 menggelibas mcm kena sampuk setan.

[Aphrodite @bello_tohe2036]

This is how a person looks without a nose.
No matter how beautiful you are, you're incomplete without your nose ,so keep your nose to yourself, it belongs to your face ,not in other people's business.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me: can I open a joint bank account?
Banker: sure with whom?
Me: I’m not picky, anyone rich will do…

Banker. Me

[gangsta. @cyb3rzlut]

spotify wrapped this, spotify wrapped that but i just want to be wrapped in my babe’s arms

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

Jokingly asked someone who lost a lot of weight if they used the gym or ozempic and they said cancer

[BlackNeko @AbamThunderr]

admin mstar senyap je, kena tangkap ke?

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Consistently using treadmill n some equipments for basic strength training.

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Salah ke subscribe gym semata nak guna treadmill je? 🫩

[Yomas @iamyomas]

So like... my parents um... did the... S word....

[sar @S4RWRLD]

DORA HAS A LAST NAME???

[Like This @GoodRecom]

😭😭

[oka ➐ @daraprayoga_]

This is what I mean when I say "perut kosong"

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

So sorry that ure not happy with ur life but probably bcs u deserved it

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[☺️🇲🇾 @nr___na]

Madani? 🤣

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Omputeh dahlah mmg byk daddy issues. Senang je member nak buat lauk ekk 😂 dasar fakboi tua

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Oh hes dyslexic

[𝐌²  @mgeermn]

Is he acoustic or sumn

[adrini @adrini2point0]

Bro I should'nt have laughed so much when I found this but I laughed so much 😭😭😭 BENGLINGDING 😭😭😭