The Mayor of Melrose

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@1Nicdar I fled from there in 94 and moved south to Ocala. During covid, my son was at UF and we went up to see him on the weekends. We would see people riding bikes alone while wearing masks, panhandlers wearing masks. I literally felt like I was in some dystopian movie.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@JoniWagner Dude has the chest of a nine year old boy.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@FrancescaHongWI So let's summarize. You are a racist, can't spell and hate old people. Did I miss anything?

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@florida_grand Replace Flock cameras with kicking in every door until they found the victim, or stopped every car, pulled the drivers and passengers out and interrogated them until they found the victim. It doesn't quite a rosy then.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@ByronDonalds Jolly is not your opponent. There is thing called a primary first. Please look it up.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@gehrig38 Now it's trust the silence.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@DerrickEvans4WV Nope.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@BoLoudon The irony is, in just a few months, he will get all the vacation time he wants.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@themagaking He can't plead the fifth because of the pardon. But he can and likely will claim he does not remember.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP You are a spineless pile of yak squeeze, all due respect to yak squeeze.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@RobertJSalvador @ByronDonalds @ErikaDonalds If people in Florida love him so much, why is all his campaign cash coming from out of state?

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@bennyjohnson @RepublicanStudy You have one month to respond or we will send an even more harshly worded letter. The republicans have become a Monty Python skit at this point. Maybe they should threaten her with a comfy chair next.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@ScottEnlow Let this be a lesson to you peasants; never ask questions of your government.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@oelma__ Mine was https://t.co/IFC39n4rHQ.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@lippyent '79 Pontiac Firebird, maroon color, poor gas mileage, unreliable, uncomfortable and slow. And I loved every mile I drove it.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@FLVoiceNews @FlaglerSheriff “Every dollar of this grant is a dollar we didn’t have to ask Flagler County taxpayers for." Well someone paid for it, Sheriff.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@OnlyinFlorida2 People ask me, "John, how did you get to be America's biggest lawyer?" And I say, "lack of exercise and lots of biscuits and gravy."

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@weatherbraine @BBCSpotlight The morning low where I live was higher than that this morning.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Thomas and James from Throttle House (the two on the left in the photo) will probably be OK, not sure about that Ichabod Crane looking dude on the right.

[The Mayor of Melrose @MGeneAuthor]

@OnlyinFlorida2 Up next, volunteer position on planning and zoning board.