Twenty-six years ago today (May 8, 1993), Matt Foley appears on #SNL for the first time — to tell you that you’re probably never going to amount to JACK. SQUAT.
#RIPChrisFarley
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@thorku@FSWA Congrats Thor!! Side note...just think how much more you could’ve accomplished if you didn’t waste your time subbing for an average slow pitch softball team 🤷🏽♂️ @B_Oppelt
*sees an infant in the crowd*
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us: BABY shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
An ex-college pitcher coached a team for 12-year olds. He got tired of parents yelling at the kids for making outs, he made the dads take BP against him. He embarrassed them. “Now you know how hard this game is!” he said to the dads. “So stop yelling at the kids!” #bestofalltim
@lmittelstadt16 Congrats Kooka, very happy for you and the opportunity to compete at the next level! @GopherHockey knocked it outa the park locking up this kid!!
@JohnMittelstadt Congrats John, very happy for you and excited to watch you compete at the next level! @GopherHockey is very lucky to be welcoming such a great kid into their program!!