Marty

[Marty @MGermanace1]

@FIirtationship What if I'm pangender?????

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

ObamaCare is torturing the American People.The Democrats have fooled the people long enough. Repeal or Repeal & Replace! I have pen in hand.

[Marty @MGermanace1]

My friend just bought a dog on Craigslist and now I'm dogsitting

[Marty @MGermanace1]

My uber driver just tried to recruit me in his drug dealing business

[Marty @MGermanace1]

I wish ppl would celebrate💥 4th of July🇺🇸 for what it is instead of acting like obnoxious🚨uneducated🙄rednecks for the weekend #goals

[Marty @MGermanace1]

I think Paris🇫🇷would greatly benefit👌🏼 from a 24 hour crepe delivery service💵 #justsaying

[E! News @enews]

Near, far, wherever you are, you'll be able to watch Titanic when it's added to Netflix in July: https://t.co/Y2cJV42WUO

[Marty @MGermanace1]

Just had my first foreign uber driver cancel on me #notsurprised #remarkable

[Marty @MGermanace1]

When u find out ur getting evicted💥 #trapqueen

[Marty @MGermanace1]

I think Lana Del Rey & Lorde should collab

[Marty @MGermanace1]

💥Shoutout 2 all of those who said I SHOULDN'T do my 👄dramatic speech✍🏼️ on plastic surgery... #slayme #bishbye 💯

[Marty @MGermanace1]

Bitches b like: "I say uncomfy" 😊✌🏼️‼️

Me: "Bitch no you don't." 🙄🖕🏼💥

[Marty @MGermanace1]

Am I overdoing it if I recite a song about plastic surgery for my dramatic poetry reading assignment? #help

[Marty @MGermanace1]

NEW SCHOLARSHIP OPPORTUNITY Do not post any pics of u @ prom on all of your social media platforms/accounts.

[Marty @MGermanace1]

I convinced Ann that I uber pooled with Gaby Douglas #REALNEWS

[Marty @MGermanace1]

Sorry I'm late 2 #NationalSiblingsDay I'll send u screenshots personally if u wanna know about Ann & I. Matt? Idk check our basement

[Marty @MGermanace1]

Goin 2 job interview but @uber shows up late, nearly crashes on highway, gets pulled over, then I have to translate a language I don't speak

[Fr. Tom McCarthy OSA @Frtomosa]

What an honor to celebrate Anne McKenna's funeral with her brother in law Fr. George McKenna, at 97, the oldest priest in @archchicago

[Marty @MGermanace1]

Loved @SouthwestAir until I waited to talk to customer service and they hung up on me but then I got a hold of them & they were super nice