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Flamingo legs are crazy

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Family Feud type vibe

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

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Mitch Johnson walking in to his exit interview

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@AppleSoup300 @TylerIAm banger 🚨 ‼️

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Is there gonna be corn there? Cuz if there’s gonna be corn then I gotta pack a toothpick

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Jose Siri may have saved 4 runs ... but more importantly, he saved the buffet 🤤

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Lotta people’s first day on a sidewalk today

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This is my fitness routine

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[@HeyRatty @HeyRatty]

It rained all Memorial Day weekend and then it was sunny all week while they were at work and school.

Cue the rain and clouds to move in around 5PM on Friday.

#boston

[rachel @rachelmillman]

dead internet largely sucks but I do love seeing gumbo without a top making the rounds again

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Why is my finger both nose sized and nose shaped if not made to pick my nose with

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

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Beers

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

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Pulling up to the function in the Energy Solutions Utah Jazz jersey

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Interesting wording for someone who has made himself available to reporters in the past

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

In other news, the #Patriots are making coach Mike Vrabel available to reporters at 7:20 pm or so tonight. Executive Vice President of Player Personnel Eliot Wolf will be available to the media at the end of the night tonight and at the end of each day throughout the draft.

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Given it’s a BMW I doubt they’ll be using those turn signals that much anyways

[Alex Edgerton @AlexEdgerton]

That whole giant tail light, only to have the world’s least visible turn signal

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Not tweeting until 30 not tweeting until scores Bronny James scores not tweeting scores until 30 points not scores tweeting Bronny James

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6 more weeks of winter

[ruby! @mackbratbrini]

someone into numerology tell me what this means

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CEREMONIAL FIRST SIP 😤

21 years ago today we played our inaugural game, and Sorcha was born.