mark gettis jr

my real passion is cheating at monopoly

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

Build each other up
Help each other out
Cheer each other on.

[emy @sydsbears]

literally the best thing i’ve ever saw on my fyp

[coffee @eventualforever]

anytime the Rizzler appears on my timeline

[lena. | NADIA DAY! @trashlenaa]

Lorne Michaels at the end of the SNL movie realizing all his efforts will lead to The Lonely Island

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

Ended up watching DUNE instead.
Desert power babeyyyy

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

You fall in love with someone
You get married
Years go by and then you find out that they have NEVER SEEN THE FRY COOK GAMES?!?

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

🎶she took the midnight worm going aaaa-neee-where🎶

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

@SBinkleyy where was this take in 8th grade

[LB @looksbizarre]

"Until somebody builds a younger Sheldon"

[Jeffrey Silverstein @futuremyth]

when I say I’ve got that dog in me this is the dog i’m referring to

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

May we all know this level of clarity and self-confidence

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

"giddy up jinglehorse pick up your feet" would devastate me

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

Yea sure politics at the table is a real drag but I think we’re all overlooking one of the worst parts of the holidays: trying to adapt to your inlaw’s water temperature min/max

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

Big @matthewkalapuch hometown friend group energy

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

“The NYC subway is so dangerous!

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

@chrismcnaney I only want one thing for Christmas

[mark gettis jr @MGettissimo]

Film director:
uses framing and cutting and context clues to imply that two people already know each other

My father in law:
“he knows her”

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“I bet he knows her”

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“They know each other”

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“See I told you he knows her”