Maria!

Baseball lover, puzzle solver, book reader, knowledge seeker. she/they 27

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Currently phasing in a new PFP to "get the folks used to it" and therefore "keep engagement up."

See also- very bored

I can't be the only one who gets confused when someone changes their whole color scheme.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Having back surgery tomorrow. Really wondering why nobody prescribed some fucking Valium.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@FOX19 I WAS WATCHING JEOPARDY. THIS MAN WILL STILL BE A BENGAL AFTER JAMIE DING WINS

[Elijah Flewellen @Flewellen727]

I wanna know who saw something this cool, in literal Tampa Bay, and said to themself, ‘nah, let’s make the logo a sunburst instead.’

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@LRNROSE @Taurus_Groove I’m reading the comments, and now realizing that the guy I usually sat next to in my Constitutional Law class always smelled like crack?? I just thought he had like an EXTREMELY unhealthy/incontinent cat at home or something.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Just spent my lunch break walking down the street in front of parking enforcement, pushing the ten free minutes buttons. We both gave each other the most gleeful “good morning” when I turned around.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

The amount of people in the comments who clearly did not watch Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Unacceptable.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Picture of Magic Johnson and family has gone viral 👀

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@dgoold Finger on the pulse. Appreciate you.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

You know what’s cheaper than massive concrete blocks? Stop signs. More traffic lights. We don’t need literal barriers to the rest of the city.

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

The safety improvements will span four miles along Harrison Avenue in an area that saw over 500 collisions from 2019-2021. https://t.co/op3tu6MNni

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

The safety improvements will span four miles along Harrison Avenue in an area that saw over 500 collisions from 2019-2021. https://t.co/op3tu6MNni

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Eleven sets of bumps is insane. I’m not going over 22 speed bumps every day just so I can get to and from work…especially the sharp concrete ones. It’s becoming impossible to leave the Westside without subjecting your car’s suspension to damage, no matter the speed.

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

The safety improvements will span four miles along Harrison Avenue in an area that saw over 500 collisions from 2019-2021. https://t.co/op3tu6MNni

[Maria! @mgfinns]

“When the times are a crucible, when the air is full of crisis…those who are the most themselves are the victims.”

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Accidentally said “ya ding dong” to the neighbor, and now I think we might be friends?

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@AughtonNeil @floridanow1 @kirawontmiss This part

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Laying in bed inventing sandwiches.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

Told the doctor I fell down the steps at Christmas, shit still hurts, and my foot goes numb when I walk. He said it’s a bruise. Now seeking a new doctor.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@DrewStubbmuffin I mix it with my colloidal oatmeal to keep the oatmeal from sticking together, and soak piercings in it. Those are the only uses I’ve discovered.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@JDVance I can smell your pomposity from here. Arrogance is unbecoming.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@JDVance you are a disgrace! Genuinely disgusting to watch you work today.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

We are having sweats and slippers day at work, as if I haven’t been wearing the same three pairs of adidas track pants every day since skort weather ended.

[Maria! @mgfinns]

@DrewStubbmuffin FACTUAL