Madame Edamame

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[Madame Edamame @mghbrh]

one time I slept for 7 hours straight
and three hours gay

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

My boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. I’m worried sick. Hes an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental illnesses as paintings:

being a bit sleepy

[Madi✧˖°. @ThousandAbove]

the formal apology should be “im sorry you’re so fucking lame & boring”

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @TheChowderhead]

Cannot express enough how this tiktok is possibly the single most effective piece of propaganda I've seen in some time. Like, holy shit. It almost got me.

[Madame Edamame @mghbrh]

skin n bones or something like that

[Sarah Woodall @Woodall8Sarah]

Hook & Sister Act were my two earliest memories of Maggie Smith.

I imagine this how she met Robin at the Pearly Gates🙏🏻😇

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

i love that robert pattinson is the best actor of his time but also clearly possessed by the spirit of a lobotomized court jester from 1340's austria. duality!

[ángel @Ne0nImpala]

Así

[Madame Edamame @mghbrh]

the blood moon rises once again…

[ortegay 🥝🎧 @Roxdk7]

OMG JENNA

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

never thought i would have beef with a made up fake old ass turtle looking cgi version of godzilla with wings yet here i am

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

idc if i'm the villain in your story cuz you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao

[Madame Edamame @mghbrh]

@crackedshawty can you stomach drinks? like what if you tried some light smoothies or protein shakes?