Megan Palombaro

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

@ChipotleTweets please bring back pollo asado 😭😭

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

In New Jersey, women will always have full autonomy over their own bodies and the right to make their own medical decisions.

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

Paper straws have me playing a fun game where I can see if I can chug my whole iced coffee before the straw completely disintegrates

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

Hulu giving me a choice of “ad experience” before every episode is hilarious. As if I care which Sparkling Ice commercial is on the big screen while I stare at the smaller screen in my hand

[Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison]

Imagine if firefighters were like oh shit, naw, that fire looks scary, imma stay out here cuz I don't wanna get burnt but good luck tho!

[Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison]

Yes famously the airport experience stayed exactly the same post-9/11. Ok gotta run to catch my flight in 8 hrs - hope I don't get frisked cuz I forgot to throw away a water bottle!

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

There is no lack of irony that those who would stop at nothing to strip a woman of her rights and autonomy and force her to give birth are doing nothing to prevent that child from being murdered in their school.

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

To recap: the government is forcing us to give birth, only so we can have trouble feeding them long enough to then send them to school to get murdered by an object they deem more sacred than the lives of women or children

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

Can someone please explain how I can do a 10-15 mile Peloton ride every weekend, but then a single flight of stairs in the middle of the week nearly takes me out ☠️

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

When getting my hair washed at the salon, the water could be anywhere from ice bath to about-to-burn-my-scalp-off and when they ask if the temperature is OK I’ll say “yes, perfect!” every single time

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

My hopes for @JoeMillFOX….Steven + Calah and Kurt + literally anyone but Carolyn

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

Today’s complaint

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

I’m - I Only Watch TikTok On IG Reels - years old

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

What’s most impressive to me about @DancingABC is that they don’t fall down the stairs during the first 10 seconds of their routines

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

@LGUS @LGUS hi there! Update on the refund for our broken fridge, please?

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

@LGUS Confirming that I reached back out, which was again, useless.

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

@LGUS Thanks, I reached out and unsurprisingly it was a waste. In 2 years we’ve had 4 replaced compressors, 2 denied refund requests (+ 1 pending that I’m not optimistic about), hundreds (thousands?) of dollars worth of food gone bad. And MONTHS without a working fridge.

[Megan Palombaro @mghez]

I put off making this phone call for almost a month. It was super easy and took less than a minute. I will learn absolutely nothing from this