racoon rangoon ♥

he call me dwayne the way I be rockin his johnson

[mog ☀️ @mog_arxx]

welcome back, ariana grande

[Sam Jeske @Sam_Jeske]

yeah I support the troops

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

@jeremybarcel0 Like we had a really good night and then this person got too drunk and was really mean to me as we were leaving. At least a drug addict would be quiet lol

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

I do not like people who are mean drunks

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

I went out for drinks with my new coworkers tonight and the conversation went left when I said “we shouldn’t test on animals, we should test on pedophiles”. I stg I heard a record scratch

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Avantika is eighteen years old….. please stop putting fan cams of her on my TL 😭😭😭

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Since I’m on a winning streak for calling out people who suck, Dave Portnoy gives me bad vibes

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

After this deaf man's cat realized that meowing was useless, he learned to communicate with him through signs.

[ALEN SERESS (he/him) @AlenSeress]

"What's so terribly wrong with Oliver from Saltburn" god forbid bisexuals have hobbies

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Truly an ethereal man

[Pineapple Slice 🍍 @bashful_michael]

Jacob Elordi in Saltburn is the hottest any man has looked on film

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

I’m bout to cancel my dash pass lol I’m over these drivers taking the scenic route and delivering my food 45 minutes later than it was supposed to arrive

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Goddamn it do not make me agree with tomi lahren AND megyn kelly

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Agreed, @megynkelly

SOME men are intimidated by ambitious women and would prefer we sit home and be "domestic." Others are able to handle a strong woman and have enough masculine energy to deal. Sadly, many modern men are wimps and insecure. It's a shame. Glad to be out of the game!

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Cajun accents kinda sound like a speech impediment

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

The way I would’ve actually snapped my neck

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Bro wanted to turn around so bad 😂😂😂😂

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Something about Matt Rife is deeply unsettling to me. He was on jimmy fallon and it looked like he was pretending to be human or something

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Remember when I said this was gonna happen like last year?

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

yeah teenage girls are starting to be harassed with deepfake porn of themselves by their male classmates. y'all are sick. deepfake porn needs to be criminalized and anyone making nonconsensual porn of real people, especially children, should be sent to jail I'm not joking

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

My sleep schedule has been super fucked lately and pig will stay on the couch with me until I’m ready to go to bed, which means he gets to partake in late night snacks. Bite for me, bite for him. Tonight we had apples

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

This is actually wicked. I hope everyone involved rots

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

A Black woman in Mississippi reported her son missing and went 7 months with police telling her they couldn’t find him.

She sent them photos, begged for updates, and implored them to put his story on the news.

It turns out they knew where he was all along. An hour after he left his house he was struck and killed on the highway by an off duty police officer.

They hid his body in the morgue for months without ever notifying his family despite there being a prescription bottle with his name on it found at the scene.

Then they buried him in a pauper’s field with nothing but a number identifying him as corpse # “672”.

https://t.co/SM4Txljd6E

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

Who tf said wickles pickles were the best??? I don’t trust you 🤢

[racoon rangoon ♥ @mgkaeley]

The golden bachelor has me crying my eyes out every episode