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he/they

[🍉 @mgllllllllll]

＃サンリオキャラクター大賞 ＃キミと未来へジャ〜ンプッ！ ＃キャラ大
https://t.co/PyZFDRkZ1F

[Sen Youngman @EverythingEndof]

Tweets from Qin Shi Huang

[Kale Ⓑ ⛓️‍💥 ➃➃➃➃ 🆓🈚 @kaleb4free]

gay people be making pots and pans music but wont pick up a pot or pan and cook a meal just smoke pot and be pan

[Agoni #ELEANORTWT @agony_addict]

“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms”

patient: i can’t wait to go home and play dead by daylight

house:

[acervo underscores @acervoapril]

🎧 yunjin do le sserafim revelou que sua collab dos sonhos é com a #underscores

“eu realmente gosto muito da underscores, e eu sei que ela tem interesse em k-pop, eu AMARIA trabalhar com ela um dia. nem que seja só para um remix”

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

You’ll never guess what three teams currently remain

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

saying all my dogs favorite words to see his reaction

[🍉 @mgllllllllll]

Dodgers lost like 30 min before this 🥲 #geese

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Fuck you, Karen Bass.

[I LACE HALLOWEENS CHILDRENS CANDY WITH FENTANYL @wurmm__]

cut my life into penis

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[nicole🌱 @loveholnic]

hello

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

Blake Snell says he’s been paying attention to the Brewers interviews this NLCS:

“I noticed how they talk, a lot of one on one competition is a key for them. The way Pat Murphy talks to the team is way different than last year. How do you counter that? How do you get them into a different place? They’re in a good spot but adversity hits and that’s when thoughts start racing.”

[jerm @dodgerjerm]

Oh my god I almost just died.

A robber just came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 NLCS Dodgers offense was playing on the TV.

He started watching and blew his head off with a shotgun. Thank god 🙏❤️

[lizzy🔪 @lzzybats]

the cia is going to implement watching the dodgers offense as a new form of torture

[🩻spooky yamacookie⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

decoy it's time to eat your dad's most expensive watch

[Alucard 🦇 @Call2Chaos]

If you die in Canada you die in real life

[⋆｡☄︎˚ 𝓖𝓪𝓫𝓲 ˚☄︎｡⋆ @cinnomohoe]

Yamamoto bump day ✨

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas

[kendall @ssanvnicco]

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