Maria 🖤

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Who at @walkers_crisps headquarters thought oh aye let's make the salt and shake salt packs white.

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

@BarbaraDixon__ No way! How are they 2 already!!!!x

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Oh im officially old.. took the kids to Funparx today, smashed the ninja warrior and a donut slide and now im laid on my bed with a back ache knowing full well I wont be able to move tomorrow.

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Sickening trying to get another driving test man 🤣 it's ok ill wait till November after failing in June 🙄

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Oh the excitement of being able to do tip runs when I finally pass my driving test 🤣

[BeardedAssassin @SBGN27]

Watching a nature documentary about octopuses and the narrator just called two orcas “a couple of assholes”. That genuinely is the best bit of narration I’ve ever heard in my life I hate orcas they are utter dicks!

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

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[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

@theboleyn @Ryanair Worst part. Seat beside me on row 8 🤣 so I just had to pay to move her seat next to mine 🤯

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Not @Ryanair purposely putting me and my daughter miles away from eachother when I chose random selection knowing I gotta go back and pay for a seat instead 🤣🤣🤣 smart move. Ryan air 1 - Maria 0

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

@theboleyn @Ryanair Put me at row 8. Her at 22 🤣

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

@theboleyn @Ryanair What's worse is there's full rows of empty seats so coulda easily fired her beside me 🤣

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Spinning into the school holidays 🤣

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Absolutely amazing effort from everyone involved 👏 💜

[KinrossPrimarySchool @KinrossPrimaryS]

We are feeling overwhelmed- cash count (not including Parent Pay yet) we have raised £2760. Thank you all. 🥳🥳🥳

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

How did i live my life without a tumble dryer for 10 years 🤣

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

God Instagram keep banning my account saying I'm under the age of 13 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤨 which then deactivates my Facebook aswell 😔 i really gotta save all my photos elsewhere

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

I could literally rewatch new girl over and over and over 😂🤣🤣

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Just realised it's 2am.. been hooked playing that dreamlight valley on the switch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 back to work in 4 days. Need to sort this sleeping pattern out asap

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Amazing effort KPS 💜💚💛❤️

[KinrossPrimarySchool @KinrossPrimaryS]

We are humbled by the overwhelming generosity of the school community to support @broke_not with their Christmas hampers. #communityspirit #teamwork

[KinrossPrimarySchool @KinrossPrimaryS]

We are humbled by the overwhelming generosity of the school community to support @broke_not with their Christmas hampers. #communityspirit #teamwork

[Maria 🖤 @mglowex]

Started putting Xmas Dec's up.. got distracted and now I've lost the umph to do the tree 🤣