megan ♔

the only thing important to me in life is happiness : ) - friends, family & ❤️

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

'blame it on black, blame it on a white, blame it on a gun, blame it on a muslim, everybody wanna blame him, blame her - just blame it on the motherfucker killing everyone.' #logic 🖤

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

@TheRangeUK I have tried numerous times to contact you by telephone, email & the contact form on your website without any response. I am nearing the 28 day limit for returning an item potentially classed as furniture but I can’t get hold of anyone to discuss, how do I contact you???

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

as an incentive ill be gifting 22 VIP upgrades to u guys! 1 for every show on tour to a lucky person who rt & likes. that’s 22 chances total. and if your city doesn’t have a show yet this can be applied to the next time im on tour

(winners announced sunday)

ok next tweet...

[Nordcurrent @nordcurrent]

Our new time-management game Happy Clinic is available on iOS devices! Run different hospitals around the world and assist doctors, prepare medicine, assign patients to treatment, and engage in other exciting activities!
Get Happy Clinic here: https://t.co/FcGSay0oY0

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

retweet x 1000000. https://t.co/chxUKa3oSd

[DJ Just Craig @DJJustCraig]

People put their whole life on Facebook but wanna be emotional coz companies can see a little info...

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

this bank holiday weekend matthew, i intend to get BOOZY. 🍻🍺🥃🍸🍹🍷🥂🍾✨

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

barely two years after #CorrieMcKeague went missing & the police are calling off the search citing it a ‘cold case’. yet it’s been almost 11 years since #MadeleineMcCann went missing & they are still searching & our government is pumping money in.. 🤔 #YetThereIsNoMagicMoneyTree

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

there is only one word to describe me this week & that is SAVAGE. 💀

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

really makes you think twice about having children & bringing them up in this fucked country, our services are absolutely stretched to their limits & it’s only going to get worse..

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

imagine working & paying tax & national insurance for 42 years, only to have to pay for your own care when you become unwell. 🙃🙃🙃

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

& don’t even get me started on poll or council tax, i’m all for paying for adult social care but when social services want to write people off before they’ve even visited for an assessment.. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

i actually enjoy putting make up on just as much as i enjoy taking it off. 🧖🏼‍♀️

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

i would commit murder for my family, so don’t fuck with me. 💀

[Da Frame 2R(oscoe) @japanduran]

HEY so uhhh it might sound really Buzzfeed-y? but 'snow depression' is an actual thing !! especially as less natural sunlight is available.
so stay in well lit areas, have a bath w/ a playlist, go out to bright places, maybe a colourful restaurant w/ yr pals!

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

cracking open a bottle of champagne because you have absolutely nothing to celebrate, except getting shit faced. 👍🏼

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

don’t mind me, just over here wondering when i’m allowed move forward with my life.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

i literally don’t know how that tammy hembrow bird finds the time to blog. if my lad looked like hers he’d be handcuffed to the bed & our genitals would be permanently entwined. 💦 #thanksforblessingmytimeline

[megan ♔ @mgndwrds]

let’s not talk about the fact that half of my friends (& my facebook) were off work frolicking in the snow today. i wish i lived further away.. 🤦🏼‍♀️☃️