Gooch

Husband, Father, Covid Survivor, Co-host of @Below500Pod, Chief Meme Officer for @dunnanddrew

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

@MightBLost God never promised it would easy. He tells us that we will endure suffering. What he does promise is that it will be worth it

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

The face of “ethical basketball”…

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Dude tried to take OG’s ACL

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

Wemby is a legitimate dirty player and we do not talk about it enough

[Mike Hawk @HawksLocks23]

Get this fucker home NOW

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

Bro is gonna be sick when we trade iHart and Dort to clear the apron and draft Caleb Wilson and Mara

[Cancun📍 Schadenfreude @howintf]

OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER WELCOME TO THE SECOND APRON TEARDOWN

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

Chet has to go. I’m sorry. And trading him with that god forsaken contract is going to be hard

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

@LegionHoops SGA don’t care about “Mike Greenberg”. He playing to win

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

No Scott Foster

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Officials for Thursday's Thunder-Spurs Game 6:

Zach Zarba
James Williams
Tyler Ford
Gediminas Petraitis (alternate)

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Wemby whispered something to Bismack Biyombo and Mason Plumlee as they checked in during garbage time...

They both immediately picked up DIRTY fouls on Jared McCain 🤔

[MD @mike_daddino]

This is the real reason the Spurs lost tonight

[✭ @ReloadRex2]

This is my first time seeing this clip on the TL but if the roles were reversed it would’ve been posted by every big basketball account and have captions like “Can’t believe the league lets OKC play like this!”

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

Someone is going to install Andre Roberson and start barking like a dog

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

This was a foul on Hartenstein btw

[𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙔 @Playoffcity]

Wemby decides he wants to give iHart a hug mid rebound

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

And I hope they put it in my front yard

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

Jared McCain gonna get a statue in OKC just off this playoff run

[𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 @SkyedOKC]

but when Wemby did this last game you didn’t tweet about it ?

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

@SpursCulture He will legitimately score 50

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

@BookitWithTrent

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

Many such cases

[Rich flair @duckylapimp]

Thunder win that game if a 8ft tall alien don’t come down court hit a 3 from half court

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

If a Thunder player did this, there would be a mob with pitchforks waiting outside the arena

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Status alert: Victor Wembanyama has been ejected Sunday after being assessed a Flagrant 2 foul.

[Gooch @mgooch_5]

This birdie putt was promised to me 4000 years ago

[Buddy H. King, MD @lightbeer69]

My buddy just sold me this putter and promised me no more 3 putts

He also said I’d start making bombs.