Matt Payne

Geordie, living in London.

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

Jesus Christ.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

Attack is the best form of defense. ♟️

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

Agreed 😭

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

This is so much worse than Croatia eight years ago. England were a better team here, in a better position, with better options. And they just decided to do nothing after going 1-0 up. Back five tactics as if this was just endless crosses to Raul Jimenez again.

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

"England had Argentina EXACTLY where they should have wanted them." 😔

@Tim_Vickery says Thomas Tuchel's substitutions were to blame for their defeat to Argentina 💔

#BBCFootball #FIFAWorldCup #ENGARG

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

Beat themselves twice. Impressive

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

6 - Despite only coming on in the 75th minute, Dan Burn made the joint most clearances in England's 3-2 win over Mexico (6).

It's the most clearances made by a player subbed on that late into a World Cup game on record since 1966.

Butter.

[VUJ @DavidVujanic]

CAPE VERDE !!! 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻

[Michael Hewitt @lufcprog]

Little Mick Hewitt who is a Leeds United Supporters legend .Was travelling to Boston for England game via Barcelona .Not been seen for 9 days last heard from in Barcelona.Share please let’s get him found .#LUFC

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

That is a Middlesbrough kit if ever I’ve seen one.

[Robert Lewandowski @lewy_official]

Hello @ChicagoFire

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Knicks fans were celebrating and threw this cone perfectly on someone’s head

This clip is unreal. 🤣🤣🤣

(via @sidetalknyc)

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

Has to be the lowest we’ve ever started.

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

Portrait doesn’t work…

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

#nufc the only English team in the last 16 to have never been behind. Don’t we get an intertoto cup for that?

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

Jacob Murphy’s reaction in the box 😍

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

The bus:

[These Football Times @thesefootytimes]

AI could never produce anything this great.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

The death of Brigitte Bardot necessitated the update of this marvelous chart. Only three people mentioned in Billy Joel's banger "We Didn't Start The Fire" are still alive. Source: https://t.co/RQytWpRj03

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🤝 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗘-𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗗𝗦 🤝

We are delighted to confirm the appointment of Eddie Howe as the club’s new head coach.

Welcome to Newcastle United, Eddie! ⚫️⚪️

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

@chrispacktbird @esmuellert_ @tbirdshowpark Can I come?!

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

😭

[Sean Longstaff @seanlongstaff97]

Thank you for everything, @NUFC 🖤🤍

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

❤️

[Matt Payne @MGPayne]

This is everything x

[The Cribs @thecribs]

Our second LP, “The New Fellas” is 20 YEARS OLD today.

So. Many. Memories.