mgpd in English

there will be funny situation that could be happen to the heroes of 'Major Grom: Plague Doctor'. Enjoy!

#serovolk • #mgpd • #MajorGromOnNetflix

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Plague Doctor was right

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SERGEY: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

IGOR: Oh, yes.

SERGEY: "Yes" means "the moon is really beautiful" or "I love you too"?

IGOR: yes.

#majorgrom #mgpd #razgrom

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YULIA: Igor, are you okay?

IGOR: What's up?

YULIA: You came drunk in police department and were looking for the Dima's duck. You shouted that Dima's surname is Duckin. Are you okay?

IGOR: THERE WERE DUCK!

#mgpd #majorgrom #pchelogrom

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SERGEY: This is my Oleg.

IGOR, YULIA, DIMA: WHat???!

SERGEY: Oh, I was wrong! Sorry! This is my BODYGUARD Oleg!!

OLEG: Damn you, Sergey :(

#mgpd #majorgrom #serovolk

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SERGEY: Oleg, why are you crying?

OLEG: The book is so sad.

SERGEY: Oh, darling, what kind of book is this?

OLEG: It's your medical book.

#majorgrom #mgpd #serovolk

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@SeishiWhy и не говори. я тоже расстроилась, когда это увидела.

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IGOR: I heard strange sound. It's was like duck quack. Did you bring a duck in police department?!

DIMA: No, I don't!

DUCK: Quack-quack.

IGOR: Do you hear it?!

DIMA: Quack.

#mgpd #majorgromonnetflix #grobin

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IGOR: It looks ugly.

SERGEY: I don't like it either.

IGOR: Oh...

SERGEY: Yeah...

IGOR: Shall we kiss now?

#mgpd #majorgrom #razgrom

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@Bosch93741190 могу перевести и запостить? с указанием автора, естественно!

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today is day of Igor's love for shawarma

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IGOR: Call me...

DIMA: ...by your name?

IGOR: No, call me when the shawarma is ready.

#mgpd #majorgrom #grobin

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IGOR: Stars look very beautiful today. Do you know who more beautiful than stars?

YULIA, dreamy: Who is it?

IGOR: Dima with big shawerma.

#mgpd #majorgromonnetflix #grobin

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IGOR: Kirill, let's play a game. If I win, I will fuck you.

KIRILL: What happens, if I win?

IGOR: You will be fucked by me.

KIRILL: Oh, well. Wait, WHAT---

#mgpd #majorgromonnetflix #gromogrechkin

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SERGEY: I'm superhero! I will burn you, motherfucker!

OLEG: Sergey, no. Do you remember, what did we talk about?

SERGEY: I will burn only one man, Oleg...

OLEG: No.

SERGEY: He said that I'm ugly.

OLEG: Okay, but only one man.

#mgpd #majorgromonnetflix #serovolk

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DIMA: Is it your room? Wow, it's really beautiful... But there are to many photos of Sergey Razumovskiy here, don't you think?

IGOR: This is for the investigation.

DIMA: Even this big poster with the inscription "I love you, Sergey"?

IGOR: Shut up!

#mgpd #razgrom #majorgrom

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@Lvckylvx @wallstrommatt vodka with orange juice... it's screwdriver?..

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@Lvckylvx Yess! You're great!

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When Sergey Goroshko came was silence. Then Roma Kotkov asked: "Don't you like our cast?"

A voice from the audience: We really like it! But it's hard to apploud with one hand!

the author of the joke: @lovernofriend. special thanks.

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Bubble came to ComicCon to present mgpd. After showing poster was applause. After showing trailer was ovation. When Tikhon Zhiznevskiy came was silence. When Luba Aksenova came was silence. When Sasha Seteykin came was silence. When Dima Chebotarev came was silence

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@lovernofriend естественно! спасибо огромное!

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SERGEY: Oleg isn't my husband. We aren't a couple at all.

YULIA: Oh, really?

SERGEY: Yeah, of course.

YULIA: Well, then what does honey taste like?

SERGEY: Sweet?..

OLEG, shouting from the other room: What's up, sweetheart?!

YULIA: Of course, you AREN'T husbands.

#serovolk